Post # 1
Okay … so … you know how sometimes, either on facebook, or on the Bee, or even in real life, someone will say something so head-smashingly inane, useless, or just plain WRONG that you can barely restrain yourself from rudely pointing out how ridiculous they are? Maybe someone offers you advice that makes you want to punch yourself in the eyeball, and all you want to do is then turn around and ask them for advice on a made-up situation so over-the-top that even their obtuse minds might figure out that you’re making fun of them?
This happens to me kind of regularly. And over time, it can be hard to hold it all in.
So, let’s just all let it out by trolling the crap out of each other on this thread. Present insane situations and ask for advice. Present perfectly normal situations and receive insane advice on them. Be so sarcastic your jaw starts to ache.
The only rules are:
– Keep it made-up! We don’t need to venture into the territory of actual meanness by bringing in any real-life situations
– This is not the time to settle old scores. Pretty please. That means try to steer clear of actual past threads and past drama.
– We’re doing this to have fun. FUN. It’s Friday, for pete’s sake. I want a laugh. If it stops being fun, I’ll close the thread.
So, with all that being said, I’ll go first! I’m hpping you guys can offer me some advice on a little situation I’m having. My wedding is coming up, and I asked my Fiance what his family members were planning on wearing. Well, it turns out Future Sister-In-Law and Future Mother-In-Law are planning on wearing the dresses they got married in! As if that weren’t bad enough, FSIL’s dress is really similar to mine! I don’t want to be a bridezilla, but I’m really uncomfortable with this. What should I do??
Post # 3
@iarebridezilla: THEY’RE YOUR GUESTS! YOU CAN’T DICTATE WHAT YOUR GUESTS WEAR! You need to step back and realize that NOBODY cares about this wedding as much as you do. You’re obviously really insecure if 2 other people can’t wear their own wedding dresses to your wedding.
Post # 4
iarebridezilla Wow I’m sorry you’re going through this. I think you should wear the grooms tux and he can wear your dress, and then at least he and his famiy are all dressed alike. Don’t be a bridezilla, this way everyone is happy…after all it’s not your day. *eyeroll* ROFLMAO!!!
Post # 5
It’s a no no. They have had their own wedding. They shouldn’t turn up in their wedding clothes at yours. Insist on this. It isn’t funny.
Post # 6
@iarebridezilla: UNINVITE ALL OF THEM!!!
Post # 7
@BrideofGroomzilla: I agree. You need to stop being so selfish. It’s your groom’s day too and he deserves to be a vision in white. God…
Post # 8
@Supersleuth: Uhhhhh you need to do a little more sleuthing into what she said.. lol
Post # 9
@iarebridezilla: I’ll start with this: I freaking love you!
Now for trolling: Don’t be such a cow! They are STRONG and INDEPENDENT women and can do WHATEVER THEY WANT! THEIR BODY THEIR CHOICE! You can’t tell them HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!
My Situation (I know this isn’t an insane situation, but I’m tired and too lazy to think of one): Hi Hive! I’ve always gotten such lovely advice from you and was hoping you could help me again. Fiance and I had a tiny disagreement over the seating chart. I’d like to have my friends at a table close to the dance floor, since they love to dance. Fiance would rather have our families at those tables because they’re the tables that will show up in most of our photographs. Any suggestions?
Post # 10
@LoggerHead91207: Easy…hold a cage match between the friends and family at the wedding to see who gets the coveted dance floor adjacent seating…and who is dead…
Post # 11
What your guests wear shouldn’t matter to you, only your husband should! I don’t understand these brides who assume it’s all about them! Maybe your Future Mother-In-Law and Future Sister-In-Law can’t afford to buy anything else!
(hah I’m enjoying this)
Post # 12
@iarebridezilla: What can I do to make my Maid/Matron of Honor and BMs more involved in my wedding? They are being SOOOOOO selfish! All I asked them to do was pay $1000 for each of their dresses, fly in from other countries for my bridal shower, complete their minimum 40 hours of Bridesmaid or Best Man duties a week, throw me a bridal shower just like the one in ‘Bridesmaids’ by more elaborate, make my wedding the only thing in their life that matters, and resent me with their first borns! I’m suuuuuuch a god friend but none of them appreciate it. It’s not my fault that they’re all jealous of me and how stunningly beautful and successsful I am. Validate my narcissism please, peasants.
Post # 13
@Nona99: LOL! That was just beautiful! And now I kind of want to do that. It’ll be like the Wedding version of “The Hunger Games.”
Post # 14
- Wedding: October 2017 - Baton Rouge, LA
@iarebridezilla: the obvious answer is to break into their houses and burn thier wedding dresses. That’s totes what I would do. Bet those bitches would think twice about wearing white to MY wedding!
Post # 15
@FleeSircus: “You need to step back and realize that NOBODY cares about this wedding as much as you do”
I’ve been here less than a week and I’m already SO OVER this sentence.
Post # 16
@FleeSircus: but … but … my Future Sister-In-Law is so beautiful! She is much prettier than me! Everyone is going to be looking at her and thinking “oh look what a fat cow iarebridezilla is compared to her lovely FSIL” and my wedding will be ruined, RUINED!
@Nona99: I’m inclined to agree with you! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. It was bad enough when my best friend/MOH got pregnant and now everyone’s going to be looking at her instead of me!