(Closed) For Fun: Share some outlandish joke wedding ideas you and SO have talked about!

posted 5 years ago in Themes
Post # 4
5080 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

we joked that we wanted to get up to the officiant, have him say to FI

do you?


and then to me

do you?


and then turn and walk back down the aisle.  all done!  I think it would be hysterical

Post # 5
14 posts

Once while on a date we planned our entire zombie themed wedding. The guests would dress as zombies, there would be video game style health packs for favors, my dress would be cheap because it would just be a torn up white dress… we spent a good hour talking about it. And of course, it was all a joke.

However, our processional and recessional songs are going to be from Star Wars. No joke 🙂

Post # 8
3771 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Brookfield Zoo

The friend we asked to be an officiant has a twin brother and both have officiated weddings before… so we joked that they could both tag team officiating our wedding!! Not happening though…!

I also wanted FI to wear a tux with tails, and he said only if he can wear a top hat along with it.  Umm… maybe? Haha.

Post # 9
5080 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

@Taeyers:  If FI’s parents hadn’t waited 40 years to see him get married, we would so do it. . LOL

Post # 10
3568 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Being a lover of all things cheese, we have joked for a long time (before engagement!) about having a nacho cheese fountain (like a chocolate fountain) and have tortilla chips, chicken fingers, veggies etc to dip in the fountain.. mmm it would be so good! But, when it came down to actually planning the wedding, there will be no cheese fountain.


Post # 11
200 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

FI and I are both not into decoration.  When my wedding planner talks about centerpieces and table runners and napkin rings I get panick attacks.  I just don’t know.  FI jokes about having bare tables and asking guests to bring stuff the day of the wedding and decorate the tables themselves!!!

Post # 13
129 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

since we are having a fishing themed wedding FH designed our wedding cake to look like a fishing pier complete with birds, bugs, fish guts, and poop lol i think i might actually do it for the grooms cake!

Post # 14
745 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

The ideas other people may consider just jokes are things we’re actually doing =/ The one thing we discussed, but decided against, is to have the best “maid” carry a chestburster plush toy (from Aliens) down the aisle instead of flowers. I made zombie cake toppers and a zombie bout for him. We made two versions of our save the dates. This is the one we sent to our friends, and my parents (who all loved them):
Based on The Human Centipede. Tag line came first. I woke up one morning and the idea formulated in my head. 

Post # 15
2117 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

He’s joked about using ALL video game music.

I joked that I’d walk down the aisle to the mario bros music 😛

Post # 16
817 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2013 - Mansion House at the MD Zoo

I have a friend who offered to “object” for us. Zorro-style, swinging in on a chandelier. Also since we’re getting married at the Zoo, two separate people (including FFIL) have offered to wear gorilla suits, and my father is insisting on wearing a Hawaiian shirt. I don’t think any of them are doing it….

Oh, and our recessional is “She’s No Lady, She’s Your Wife.” CHorus: The preacher asked her, she said I do, The preacher asked me, she said, yeah he does do, The preacher said, I now pronounce you 99-life, Son she’s no lady she’s your wife….

We’re trying to have fun with it. Possibly a bit too much. We did nix the idea of riding in on elephants though. (Zoo… get it…?)

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