(FOR FUN) We all have that one friend who….

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Post # 31
Member
936 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2017

The one that constantly complains about their SO/relationship but won’t leave him or do anything about it really.

The one that feels entitled to a high-paying job with little effort or experience. 

The one who takes ages to get ready and is always late. 

The one who never has money to hang out or pay people back, but goes on vacations all the time. 

Post # 32
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1846 posts
Buzzing bee

The one who tells you over and over how hard her life is being a stay at home mom with her children so close in age. Despite the fact that she intentionally made the decision to have them close and intentionally made the decision to not return to work. 

Post # 33
Hostess
3703 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Ugh, my BFF is a chronic one-upper. And she didn’t used to be, we’ve been friends for over 20 years and her life totally went to shit about a decade ago and she just can’t catch a break, and so whenever I’m like “I stubbed my toe today.” She immediately replies “OMG, you think that’s bad, I had my LEG chewed OFF by a Pirhana!!!!” And while that definitely sucks, my toe still hurts and just one single time I would like her to say “oh man, that sucks, I’m sorry.” But I am just silently thankful that I don’t have 1/10th the drama her life does… Meh. 

I am the friend who backs out on casual plans. Things just come up!!! I know it is a dick move, but I’m still that person. 

Post # 34
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11977 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2015

The friend who talks so much you can’t find a place to tell her you can’t talk.

 

 

Post # 35
Member
612 posts
Busy bee

The friend that swears up and down that she’s going out with you later then rings 10 mins before you leave the house to cancel

Post # 36
Member
748 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2018

That one friend/family member that brings a different guy to every. single. holiday. Seriously! We measure the holidays by guys names. Was that the Sean Christmas or the John Christmas? Remember that time at the Timothy Thanksgiving? It would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t so sad. 

Post # 37
Member
8945 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

The friend that will help you hide the body.

Everyone should have one of them.

Post # 38
Member
1846 posts
Buzzing bee

j_jaye :  100% my bestie would in a heartbeat. 

Post # 39
Member
689 posts
Busy bee

hannahshope :  I am pretty sure women like that have made a deal with the devil. 

Post # 40
Member
237 posts
Helper bee

the friend that knows EVERYBODY. I have a friend that I cannot take anywhere without at least three people recognizing him and then striking up a fifteen minute conversation with them while I awkwardly hang in the wings haha!

Post # 41
Member
207 posts
Helper bee

sweetteawifey: That is my FI!! Knows everyone, can’t even go to the supermarket without him bumping into someone.

The friend who has to do everything first

The friend who you might not get to talk to for a week or so but it doesn’t matter because as soon as you catch up it’s exactly the same.

Post # 42
Member
9648 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2016

sweetteawifey :  a friend of mine is like that! i would force him to take really secluded routes if we were going to get coffee just because otherwise it’d be an hour before we got back to the department!! (we were in the same grad program)

Post # 43
Member
1605 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2017

The friend who makes the same relationship mistakes over and over, asks you for advice, then ignores it and continues to waste her time on some absolute tool of a guy.

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