Post # 31
The one that constantly complains about their SO/relationship but won’t leave him or do anything about it really.
The one that feels entitled to a high-paying job with little effort or experience.
The one who takes ages to get ready and is always late.
The one who never has money to hang out or pay people back, but goes on vacations all the time.
Post # 32
The one who tells you over and over how hard her life is being a stay at home mom with her children so close in age. Despite the fact that she intentionally made the decision to have them close and intentionally made the decision to not return to work.
Post # 33
Ugh, my BFF is a chronic one-upper. And she didn’t used to be, we’ve been friends for over 20 years and her life totally went to shit about a decade ago and she just can’t catch a break, and so whenever I’m like “I stubbed my toe today.” She immediately replies “OMG, you think that’s bad, I had my LEG chewed OFF by a Pirhana!!!!” And while that definitely sucks, my toe still hurts and just one single time I would like her to say “oh man, that sucks, I’m sorry.” But I am just silently thankful that I don’t have 1/10th the drama her life does… Meh.
I am the friend who backs out on casual plans. Things just come up!!! I know it is a dick move, but I’m still that person.
Post # 34
The friend who talks so much you can’t find a place to tell her you can’t talk.
Post # 35
The friend that swears up and down that she’s going out with you later then rings 10 mins before you leave the house to cancel
Post # 36
That one friend/family member that brings a different guy to every. single. holiday. Seriously! We measure the holidays by guys names. Was that the Sean Christmas or the John Christmas? Remember that time at the Timothy Thanksgiving? It would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t so sad.
Post # 37
The friend that will help you hide the body.
Everyone should have one of them.
Post # 38
j_jaye : 100% my bestie would in a heartbeat.
Post # 39
hannahshope : I am pretty sure women like that have made a deal with the devil.
Post # 40
the friend that knows EVERYBODY. I have a friend that I cannot take anywhere without at least three people recognizing him and then striking up a fifteen minute conversation with them while I awkwardly hang in the wings haha!
Post # 41
sweetteawifey: That is my FI!! Knows everyone, can’t even go to the supermarket without him bumping into someone.
The friend who has to do everything first
The friend who you might not get to talk to for a week or so but it doesn’t matter because as soon as you catch up it’s exactly the same.
Post # 42
sweetteawifey : a friend of mine is like that! i would force him to take really secluded routes if we were going to get coffee just because otherwise it’d be an hour before we got back to the department!! (we were in the same grad program)
Post # 43
The friend who makes the same relationship mistakes over and over, asks you for advice, then ignores it and continues to waste her time on some absolute tool of a guy.
Post # 44
fromatoz : I like to think I’m the ‘backbone’…..lol but if my offline friends were Bees a few of them would probably be posting here about me “That one friend who thinks she’s the backbone of the crew but she’s really just bossy”
DanaWeddingGuest : THIS. I’ve seen this more with fairly well-off relatives/ ILs whose parents are so well connected that a job (at various levels, not merely entry level or summer job type thing) is ‘gotten for them’ I admit to being sour grape-y on this one because I’m from a working class background where student debt/ frustrating job searches/ interviews etc is the norm.
Post # 45
teamroro : sassy411 : Add me to this club please. Nothing stresses me out like running late for something- and by late I mean ‘on time’ because I consider 10-15 min early to be ‘on time’.
blondie603 : I have the sweetest friend who is a huge chocolate lover (I always get her chocolates for Christmas and try to find different unique chocolate every year). But she is effortlessly slim, has never had to count calories in her life.