For fun: Weirdest and most random thing a stranger has said to you?

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Post # 31
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: City, State

cmsgirl :  One of my coworkers likes to sing church hymns while she’s pooping. I know this because I hear humming with a “Lord” thrown in every once in a while, followed by several large *plunks*. This happens several times a week.

When I was on dating sites, several gentlemen offered to engage in sexual intercourse with my feet.

Post # 32
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2018

slomotion :  Ooooh girl I hope you broke a watermelon over that fool’s head!  If I was a stranger walking by I still would’ve thoroughly cursed him out and called security….the nerve!

Post # 33
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Bumble bee

I’ve had feet thing on transit. One guy sitting opposite just stared at my feet for the whole ride. I could tell he was trying not to but his eyes just kept coming back to my feet. I had on strappy heels with peep toes. His eyes made it to my face and he went beet red. He mumbled ” Nice shoes.”

I think there are quite a few guys out there that are really into feet.

I have curly hair and once had a hairstylist who told me to change from the person who was perming my hair as she wasn’t doing a good job. I told her it was my own curl and my younger brother had curly hair too. She said ” I have been styling hair for 20 years. I know a perm when I see one!” Obviously not.

 

Post # 34
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 2020 - North Carolina

Just the other day an older woman looked at me in the produce department and said, “The size of some of these vegetable make me wonder why I ever paid so much for a dildo.”

I died.

Post # 35
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: City, State

deannamarie :  

xiexie :  I love random compliments from strangers. I actually find old men who compliment my smile adorable. Congrats on your boobs!

desiderata :  I concur, foot fetishes are super common.

 

I used to spend a lot of time with some polyamorous and BDSM people, and I got soooooooo many offers to be tied up when they had parties. Like, vanilla parties, not sex parties….just friends of friends walking up to me, complimenting my face, then asking if I’m into bondage. My best friend actively had to tell people I was NOT poly and NOT on the market.

Post # 36
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2019

Someone randomly asked me if I grew up in the inner city without a dad. I grew up in the suburbs and am the biggest daddy’s girl. I assume they asked because I’m brown, but who knows. 

Post # 37
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Busy bee

cmsgirl :  oh lordie.

Leaving a grocery store with potted flowers: A man about my fathers age, “hey, those are nice flowers you bought…you have great taste. Are those the type of flowers you like? Your boyfriend doesnt buy you any flowers?” -__- (Hard eye roll) 

 

A customer my dads age the other day at my work, “you have cute feet.” creepy…

and then, “Do you have a bf? oh, really? I dont see a ring on your finger, so it must not be that serious” This guy is married and with kids and continued to harass me. 

 

Another of Me at the beach in a swim suit: An older (50s) lady comes by, “Are you ready to repent and become a child of God? or are you ready to stand in front of the gates of hell?”All i said was ‘yeah’ and walked away lol.

 

Theres plenty of weird ones. I live a rough life, lol.

 

Oooh and one time i had a legit ‘pimp’ try to make me ‘eye candy’ at a superbowl game a few years back. He offered to pay me to be there for an hour or two and said there would be food. smh.

Also: lol, one time I was on a plane taking a selfie with my little sis in the seats, and this guy was the third person in that row of three sitting next to us. He kept leaning in and looking at the camera and he legit looked like that creeper guy from the Netflix show “Abducted in plain sight” he would just look straight into the camera and then turn to look at us and smile. He never said anyething and when he opened his mouth to smile, we would hear all the saliva. lol. It was the creepiest ish EVER.

 

Post # 38
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: City, State

ladama :  lol girl you need to start wearing different perfume or something

Post # 39
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113 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 2020 - North Carolina

ladama :  Your response to the lady at the beach is so me!

Post # 40
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

Some dude at Target who was buying face wash asked me if it would work for his butt acne. 

 

I wish I had the security camera footage of my face when he asked that. 

Post # 41
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Helper bee

One time I was out having drinks with my friends in some gold high heels. Guy comes up and is like…”Love your gold heels”. I am like cool thank you.

Out of no where he like… starts talking about how hes slept with up to 100 women but its ok cause he is in the military and is required to get tested often.

I just… dunno… why?

 

Oh and I bought a house and this guy came over through my backyard fence (not my front door). Finally got his info through my glass door.. He then introduced himself as my neighbor and wanted to swap numbers for the “neighborhood watch” because some people had their car broken into… I stupidly exchanged numbers. I was hella gullible this day.

Next thing I know he goes home and less than 5 minutes later he starts texting me about how sexy my toes are. How he likes white girl toes. And like asks to come over and hang out in my house. He is trying to come over for sex basically. 

Come to find he is married and his wife lives with him… obviously. I blocked his number and avoided him like the plague for the rest of my time there…. Weclome to the neighborhood.

Post # 42
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Newbee
  • Wedding: September 2020 - Las Vegas, NV

achicago :  UGH. I would have chewed her out!

Post # 43
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Newbee
  • Wedding: September 2020 - Las Vegas, NV

I was once in Walmart when an older guy (late 40’s early 50’s) walks up near me in the chip aisle. I’m 24. He keeps milling around like he’s lost something and then finally decides to stop back by and tell me that I have beautiful feet. I said “Thanks” super confused and got the hell out of there since I thought he might follow me around the store. EW.

Post # 44
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

So, apparently, I have a great speaking/phone voice. At a friend’s bbq a few years back, 2 kids (young teens) were chatting with me and both exclaimed that “do you do voice-overs? or audio books? you have a really great voice, it’s like, fun to listen to”. I was on the phone with a vendor at work and he wrapped up our discussion by mentioning that he loved my voice and wanted to fly me out to Las Vegas to meet him so we could chat in person.  

I’ve been asked by a handful of women and quite a few gay men if my boobs are real (yes, they are 100% natural). 

Post # 45
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2019

I will never ever forget the enormous (like 6’9″) woman (for context I am 5’2″) that wore a yellow dress made out of penis print. My friends and I call her the Penis Lady because, well, what else were we gonna call her?

Anyway we were on the metro in NYC (we were all standing, I was with four girlfriends) and she was standing next to me. She smelled like rotisserie chicken and rubber, and the smell made me a tad nauseous. We were riding the metro to the end of the line, and so was she, so we spent a lot of time in silence with this giant woman next to me. 

Finally, a couple stops before the end, the Penis Lady leans down and whispers into my ear, “I hope you’re not following me home”

I am not kidding. I stared into her giant brown eyes and then quickly jsut looked away. My friends were shook and we had never been so uncomfortable in our lives. 

At the end of the line, we all got off, and Penis Lady was legit going in the direction we wanted to go, but we went the long way because we couldn’t be anywhere near her for a second longer.

Sometimes I still wonder what she’s up to. 

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