For Fun: weirdest thing you've witnessed in public!

posted 8 months ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
1114 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2021 - City, State

Uh okay.. I have a few due to my job ๐Ÿ˜€

Some people stark naked in mud having sex

someone doing the toilet behind me (i’ve seen both)

someone being fingered in a nightclub (on the stage)

And some lovely lass sucking a guy off in the middle of a festival

Post # 3
9044 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2016

A man wearing very short shorts and no shirt riding a bicycle down the street in front of my house with a giant blow-up doll strapped to the back.

Post # 5
5171 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2014

cmsgirl :  I figured out about half way through that you were talking about shoes. The rest of the time I was picturing two women slapping each other with their dirty underwear. 

Post # 8
2002 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2019 - Chateau Lake Louise

cmsgirl :  Man, if that had been a bucket of pudding people would have paid good money to see that! 

I was also envisioning women thwapping each other with their panties and thinking, I’d have grabbed my bra instead – UNDERWIRES ARE DANGEROUS!

I’ve definitely come up on two giant bikers getting it on next to a popular hiking trail. I also live in Portland which is just TEEMING with public displays of weirdness. The participation rate in the World Naked Bike Ride is quite high. 

Also one time, I saw a couple walking their pet goat on a leash. 

Post # 11
2002 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2019 - Chateau Lake Louise

cmsgirl :  I am pro-goat. I just found it hilarious to see one crossing at a crosswalk in a leash and harness. 

Post # 12
2728 posts
Sugar bee

cmsgirl :  on a trip home from las vegas last year (just as you drive out of the city and stateline_ in the middle of nowhere was a guy walking down butt naked (including no shoes on the HOT HOT road). I called CHP to let them know …. i guess not everything stays in vegas lol. 

I am sure i have seen more outrageous/funny, but hard to think of on the spot! lol

Post # 15
9016 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: March 2014 - A castle

Growing up my friend’s neighbors would poop in their garden every morning. They’d even take the newspaper out there to read while doing it.

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