(Closed) For fun! What "embarrassing" thing do you hide from SO?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 137
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Worker bee

I remember the first time I farted in front of me SO…we are high school sweethearts, we were in the stairway of our high school. He started chasing me down the stairs and when we got to the bottom he started tickling me…I had to go #2 and wouldn’t go in school. I let out the loudest fart ever. He stopped tickling, looked at me, scrunched up his nose and BURST out laughing. I was mortified! I almost cried! The rest of the week he tickled me and tried to make me fart…now I fart on him and we laugh histarically together because apparently I am un-lady like.

Post # 138
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

Like many of you I don’t pluck, floss, depilate, pee or poo in front of him. But in a different vein, sometimes, if Fiance goes to bed and I’m not ready for bed yet, I’ll wait until he’s settled upstairs and then turn out all the lights downstairs, put on headphones and my iPod and bop around like a mad woman in the dark. You know how a puppy will sometimes run around the room just to burn off energy….kind of like that. I’m afraid that one day he’ll come downstairs and catch me leaping around the pitch black living room playing air guitar to Whitesnake, but not afraid enough to stop doing it. 

Post # 139
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

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@GreenEyedMoon:  

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@lhelm93:

Pretty sure I’ll never live that nickname down, hahah  

Post # 140
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

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@the_future_mrs:  OMG im peeing myself! thats just hilarious!

Post # 141
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Nothing. =)

Post # 142
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

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@Eglantine:  ahahahaha thats so funny i thought it was just me that did that, that i was embarrassed to tell all the bees!!! haha “bop around like a mad woman in the dark” love it!

Post # 143
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

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@Eglantine:  

Lol, I do that in front of FH and he thinks it’s hilarious, like laughing so hard he can’t breathe properly. I don’t know how it started, I KNOW I never let him see that when we started dating!

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@ChelleNBlake:  

When I burp in front of him, he tries to get me to say excuse me in a girly voice too lol.

Post # 144
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I don’t do any “bathroom functions” directly in front of him, but he’s for sure in the house since we live together.

 

But something weird that I will not do in front of him is the act of putting on my makeup or taking off my makeup. I know, it’s weird. He sees me without makeup and with makeup all the time… I just don’t like him to see the process. I don’t even wear that much!  I think it’s a holdover from when I was a teenager and had horrible acne, I was super self-conscious about my skin and wearing makeup for a long time. Even though I’m fine with him seeing me without makeup now, I still don’t like him to see me put it on or take it off…weird. I don’t know. It just makes me squirm. Maybe I feel like if he sees where I put it on, he’ll know exactly where my “trouble spots” are…you know? Like…”oh, there she goes putting some stuff on under her eyes…oh man…I never noticed before but now that she’s practically pointing it out to me, she’s got some DARK circles!” Or something like that. Even though rationally I know that thoughts like that would probably never even enter his brain. Haha

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