(Closed) For Fun: You know you're married to a ____ student when…

posted 6 years ago in College
Post # 3
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@MrsDrRose612:  Haha nice topic πŸ™‚

You know you’re married to a medical student when:

-The skull you mentioned is now part of your baby’s nursery decor because you don’t have enough rooms in your apartment to hold all his textbooks and other medical goodies…

-You’re standing in line for coffee with your Darling Husband and his buddy who remarks “I wonder what that person would look like under their skin!” and they all laugh, while you stand there horrified…

-You can’t buy highlighters/pens at a reasonable pace to keep up with their studying.

-You have to talk them off a ledge when they think they failed their first Board exam.

-You have to take their ego down a peg or two when they find out they got an AMAZING grade on the Board exam they originally thought they failed…

-They guilt trip you into bringing them food/drinks/pens/etc by laying down the “but hunny, I’m your long term investment!”

 

Oh I could do this all day πŸ˜‰

Post # 5
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

@MrsDrRose612:  LOL! Those are hilarious! I especially love the filet of dog story and the emergency trach story! Too funny!

I can’t really play, since my Darling Husband is not currently a student. However, you know you’re married to a pastor when … you can never go away the week before Christmas, Christmas Eve, the week before Easter or Easter for the rest of your life, LOL. πŸ™‚

Post # 6
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Busy bee

You know you’re married to a computer science student when you you always get calls from friends/family when they have problems with their computer!

Post # 7
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@MrsDrRose612:  Haha oh gosh, obviously I’d be in the market for some new genes πŸ˜‰

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@Stranger516:  LOL! I relate to this one because my Darling Husband is a computer science student AND he works for “Geek Squad” in Best Buy while going to school. Yeah we NEVER have computer problems lol.

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013 - Country Club

Construction management/business degree, still doing undergrad work.

*You ask him how his weekend is going while you’re away, and he says that he ordered a whole pizza and ate it while studying. He “felt like a real college student” haha

*Answers all financial questions in technical terms

*You have a saw horse in your living room

*His tool bag is his purse, and he can fit all his text books in it. (he’s working while studying)

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@MrsDrRose612:  Just FYI, you are never supposed to wash a lab coat in your personal washer/dryer. It’s extremely unsanitary, and there are some chemicals out there that bleach is not going to take care of. Plus, typical at home detergents are not going to remove most organic chemicals anyway, so it’s not really going to come out clean.

Typically any university or company (hospital, etc) has a laundering service that they can send them out for you. Have your Darling Husband ask around about it, if he’s as a med school I guarantee they offer this service somewhere on campus. You may have to pay, but it’s worth it to not contamination or risk damaging your machine.

(coming from a scientist who wears a lab coat everyday πŸ™‚ )

Post # 13
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

You know you’re married to a Speech Language Pathologist when you say something funny and he writes it in IPA (International Phonetic Alphabet) to show you how you said it differently.  ….of you’re you’re looking at baby names and he writes them in IPA so you don’t pronounce it wrong…

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@MrsDrRose612:  Don’t freak out! I didn’t mean to scare you, just meant for future reference! And since your Darling Husband is a med student, he’s not using a ton of really bad chemicals. I mean formaldehyde is nasty stuff and acute exposure is bad, but they use only like 5% formaldehyde in the preservative solutoins, so assuming it smells like formaldehyde from just fumes (unless your Darling Husband took a bath in it…but then you would have other things to worry about!) it’s extremely unlikely enough got a lot in your washer to matter.

Hope this helps!

 

Post # 15
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Busy bee

@MrsDrRose612:  

@PinkMermaid:  

 

LOL same here, we don’t have computer problems either! He is done with grad school and is now a software engineer so not a student anymore, and of course he is now the go-to guy!

Post # 16
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Bumble bee

You know you’re married to a medical student when he mutters unbelievably long Latin words to himself while he gives you a back rub.

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