For fun: Your pet's dating profile

posted 4 months ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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1122 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2019

Lol I call this my dogs tinder booty 

Post # 3
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56 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: December 2021 - Newport RI

Crunchy Bastardman – 28 cat years young

If you have a problem with me still living @ my parents don’t talk to me

Fixed so we can raw dog if ur dtf

Post # 5
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39 posts
Newbee
  • Wedding: June 2019

Post # 6
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Newbee
  • Wedding: June 2019

 

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@beemyself:   his profile name is: smoothbarker

 

Lol

Post # 7
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56 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: December 2021 - Newport RI

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@lakebee:  he’d wear a hat backwards if he could. 

Post # 8
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308 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2016 - Tennessee

Hey there, My name is Woodford but I go by Woody. I’m in my Prime years so I’m looking for fun and excitement. Neighbor watching isn’t really for me. I’m more of a chasing squirrels up a tree kind of guy. Hit me up for some fun. I’ll do anything to get out of the house 

Post # 9
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291 posts
Helper bee

My name is Oliver, but my dad insists on calling me Francis. I am generally an asshole and like to eat, poop, sleep, and hiss at people. Basically down to do absolutely nothing all day. 

Post # 10
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8009 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2010

lewd.

Post # 11
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4403 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Bear, M, 28 in Human Years, 420 friendly, let’s go for an adventure! 

Post # 12
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Looking for a Man of Mystery? Well, here I am. Zeke is my name, murdering small, defenseless animals is my game. If you don’t mind my haggard appearance, I won’t mind that you shed everywhere. 

Post # 13
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4403 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Just here for a good, old fashioned snoot booping. No vegetarians, please. 

Post # 14
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6978 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2016

Misha (F), Age 16

Hobbies include sleeping, throwing up on the carpet, leaving fur balls everywhere, constantly meowing for no reason at all, more sleeping

Dislikes: other animals, most humans, thunderstorms

So if you’re down to stay as far away from me as possible while vomiting on my owner’s carpet, give me a call! 

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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2017

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@llevinso:  Perfect for social distance dating!

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