For fun: Your pet's dating profile

posted 3 months ago in The Lounge
Post # 16
44 posts
  • Wedding: February 2022

My name is Max or Maxi Pants. I’m just looking for someone to snuggle!

Post # 17
1078 posts
Bumble bee

These are awesome! I can not stop laughing. Keep them coming!

Post # 18
2060 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

Well hellooo ladies!! My name is Guapo, fitting I know 😉 I’m 24 in cat years and I’m a self-proclaimed FOODIE. Looking for a feline companion who loves chasing flies and knocking things over. Bonus if you’ve captured that elusive little red light dot – it has managed to escape me for years! 

Post # 19
409 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2020

Charlie, 28 M: Here for a good time, not a long time. What I lack in balls, I make up for in charm. Slide into my DMs @ourschnauzercharlie 

Post # 21
189 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2017

My name is Chewbacca, you can call me Chewie 😉  I’m 10 weeks old so I’m looking for my first love. Be warned you’ll need to supply the birth control because my boys are still intact (for now). I enjoy climbing up curtains, fine cuisine, running zoomies as fast as I can and snuggling hard core. Hit me up if you’re interested in a young handsome stud.

Post # 22
1752 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: Malibou Lake Mountain Club

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Hi. My name is Darbus Bombastus. On my spare time, i like to sit in front of the sliding door and bark at other dogs. I may be a small dog on the outside, but big in the inside; if you know what I mean. 

I love to show up out of nowhere and place your hands on my tummy. I do derp a lot. Derp!

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