(Closed) Friday Fun – Lets Hear Your Dating Horror Stories!

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Sugar bee

I had a boyfriend force me to lock myself in my car so that he could not get to me to speak to me. He stood outside the door for probably 30 min begging me to come out.

Same boyfriend locked me in my room so that he could beg me to stay with him. He would not let me exit the room. He gave me tulips he grew for me and begged me to break a video game he used to play because I didn’t like it.

 

God that one was a winner.

Post # 4
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

Mine is abit old fashioned and not really a horror story, but i was very embarrased at the time. It was many years ago and this guy kept telling me he wanted to buy me lunch at this mexican place.. i finally agreed to let him buy me lunch but when it came time to pay, he didnt have enough money to even cover his own lunch!! It was awkward to say the least.

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

Mine’s not that bad, but I went to prom with a guy that I didn’t know very well, and we spent the hour-long drive listening to both versions of “Holding out for a Hero” (his car, his music, not my choice!), and he talked forever about his sci-fi novel he was writing, which wasn’t even very original. It went like this: [concept], which is bascially like [popular sci-fi show/novel] and then [another concept…and repeat].

It was awful.

Post # 6
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Honey bee

@MsBrooklynA:Yikes!! Scary!!

Had a first date with a guy in college that was a little strange but nothing totally wack-o. We talked about how I have always wanted to go skiing and was hoping to go that winter. So before our second date he bought me skiis, ski boots, etc. and asked me to go on vacation in Maine.

We never had that second date…

Post # 7
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

Oh boy! I met a guy in a bar parking lot. My friend was puking and I was pretty tipsy screaming at her that I wanted another beer before last call. lol So this guy walks out to us and said, “Wow! You are so pretty! I’ll buy you that last beer!” So I let him. Free beer! At the bar he start writing poems and telling me that I was his muse. O_O So he said he wanted to take me to dinner and a movie. Fine! Free food and a movie! I really wanted to see We Are Marshall. So for dinner we went to Applebees and then we went to a movie. OMG he would not shut up the whole time! So after the movie, one of my friends sent me a text that they were at this other bar. I asked if he wanted to go. (more free drinks!) We get there and this is when the bomb explodes. He start asking me all these questions about his cell phone. Like how to check voice mail, how to send a text, how to take a picture, how to make a call…O_O I didn’t say anything about it, but then he goes “Yeah, I just go out. I’ve been in for 15 years…so I have no clue how to work this.” O_O IN!? IN!? IN FOR WHAT!? Someone else at the table asked the question, “what were you in for?” I was trying to listen to something else while I set up his email on his phone. “Manslaughter…and some other bullshit.” !!!!!!!!!!!!! What is OTHER BULLSHIT!?

lol So I text my best friend and had him come to the bar pretending to be my jealous boyfriend. He played the part well and dragged me out of the bar. We laughed the whole way home.

I also had a boyfriend who thought he was perfect and blamed me for everything. He never took blame. When he decided the relationship wasn’t worth it anymore, he broke up with me by leaving a voicemail on my phone, trashed my apartment and cleaned out our bank account. (He has since paid me back after a court date was threatened)

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

ohh i have one – i had a guy break-up with me by just stopping calling – and he was 30 years old – but the highlight was months later when he called and just acted like we were still together – total creepster

and another bf who broke up with me because i didn’t know what LARPing was and therefore did not have enough in common with him – oooookay

 

ETA:  @mstattoo – we must have posted at the same time, but that is CRAZY!

Post # 9
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

 

A guy and I were going to six flags for our first date. The morning of our date he had a job interview. Since the interview was closer to my house I told him he could change at my house. What he changed into was a HAM. He had on a green button up stripe shirt and blue Bermuda shorts. On his feet were the same penny loafers he wore to the job interview…with the socks. I was so embarrassed; I was not going to 6 flags with him looking like that. I told him we couldn’t do anything about the shoes but at least we could work on the outfit. I took him to a store up the street and bought him a white tee. The outfit looked a little better, I couldn’t get past the penny loafers, but we still went.

When we get to 6 flags he was so excited he started party walking. He is about 6’2 300 lbs, a grown I couldn’t believe a grown man would hop around an amusement park, I snapped and said STOP. I had some gum and offered him a few pieces. The whole time we were there he was smacking that gum, like it was an instrument. I snapped again and told him to STOP. Here is the killer. He was too big to get on a roller coaster ride and the worker was having a hard time pulling down the safety harness. The worker said I will push really hard on the count of three and you suck in your stomach. We counted to 3, 1-2-3 and the worker pushed really hard causing my guy to FART. My guy pretended no one noticed and never said excuse me. The stench alone was unbearable.

After that I was so disgusted, it was time to go home.

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@Miss Tattoo: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy! Lol!  Are you serious????

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@7mom: Hahahhahahhaha!!! The farting alone is priceless! :o)

 

@Miss Tattoo: Holy schnike! That’s super creepy!

Post # 12
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

I dated this guy who had wealthy parents.  We had sort of an open relationship, but I still don’t know why I stuck with it for so long.  Here’s a few examples:

On our first date, he took me to his parents’ house (I guess so I could see how much money they had??)  His parents were cool, but it was awkward. 

Another time, we were at a bar and I guess the bartender wasn’t fast enough for him, so he told her “I make more money in a month than you do in a year.”  (which actually wasn’t even true)

Another night, I met him at a bar and left my car there overnight.  The next morning, we went back and my car was towed.  He tried to give me money in exchange for me just dealing with it b/c he had plans to go to play golf.

His parents bought him a house, and he told me that he and his friends would bring home girls they met to “check out his house.”

I believe he actually ended up marrying a secretary at his work, who had previously married and divorced a much older, wealthy man.  It was like he was begging for a gold digger or something, very bizarre!

 

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Well here’s mine!  I started dating a guy who seemed like the sweetest guy ever.  He was the consummate gentleman who opened doors, carried bags etc.  A bit of the jealous type though, always afraid that some other guy would swoop in and I’d cheat on him. 

We took vacations in the Caribbean together, spent weekends together, he volunteered at my school (i’m a teacher)  and would help out for school recitals.  He spent Christmas with my family…get the picture?

Well, three years into our relationship, I took him dinner at his job one evening and 5 mins after I left I received a call from a woman who claimed to be his WIFE.  Turns out he had been living with (and sleeping with) her for 7 years including the period we were together and they were raising a 5year old daughter together (not his biologically)! 

He had been with her during the day while I was at work and forgotten his phone in her car with our texts and correspondence!

There are some reallllllllll doozies out there ladies!

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I have a good one! Back in the day when I was really young and still in high school I had this “puppy-love” sort of relationship with my first boyfriend ever. We thought we were totally in love and it’s sort of sweet looking back on how innocent we were. He was who I lost my virginity to.

This is the funny part. On the night I lost my v-card we had the most romantic night ever. We were both totally nervous and both of us kept saying akward things or mixing up our words. When the moment finally came things only last for literally 10 seconds. So when he got up I asked him, “What’s wrong? Why are you stopping?” He just made up an excuse of how the condom broke and he didn’t have another one. Looking back on that now I totally realize that he just made that up. I’m sure what really happened was he was a teenage boy having sex for the first time and that’s just how long he lasted! I must have totally embarassed him, but I was too innocent to know what I was asking!! lol.

Post # 15
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

I had a guy stand me up for New Year’s Eve. Then six months later, he emailed me and said he didn’t know why we stopped dating. I wrote back and said “Let me refresh your memory. You stood me up on New Year’s Eve.”  His excuse was that he didn’t think I really wanted to go, and wanted to know if we could start seeing each other again….   Uh?  No!

Post # 16
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

I also had one who would break up with me in ALL SERIOUSNESS one night and next morning call me up and pretend the night before NEVER HAPPENED. He would act like we were still together meanwhile I spent my night crying and thinking about life, etc.

He was also fundamentalist religious and would deliberately twist anything you said about religion even something simple like “There is only God”, to “Ya. Mine. He is the right one. Everyone else is going to hell”. etc.

And also once I was coming home from work and I used to take public transit. I didn’t have an umbrella. I called him and asked him if he could be around the bus stop when I get off my last bus. Because I still have about 12-15 mins walk to my doorstep. So he agrees to be there. I get off the bus and it is pouring cats and dogs and this guy is nowhere in sight. I give him a call and no answer. I start walking home. No sense waiting and getting wet. There was no bus shelter. So he calls back later on and says he had something urgent come up. I was like okay no problem, I hope your issue was sorted out. He’s like “nah it wasn’t my issue. My sis wanted to get her eyebrows done so I had to drive her to the mall.” Umm wtf??? How is that URGENT?!?!?! Anyway his sis was was the only daughter in their family and a spoiled brat and he would wait on her hand and foot.

Unfortunately that was not a dealbreaker for me cuz back then I was a sentiMENTAL IDIOT! I have grown up a lot since then.

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