- 6 years ago
- Wedding: November 1999
Ladies, you all rocked it today! This story is too funny!
“Dear Abby can you somehow convince him that he has issues with summertime.
He never listens when I sing about love purple skies.
Can you dance if your butt is flying around?
Sometimes music makes exciting things happen like wiggleling that giggles and cries.
Many DJ’s don’t wear goggles while his hair dries shaped like octopus tentacles.
Why is Friday not going faster?!
I’m perhaps slow thinking about poutine jumping off high bridge!
Nevertheless, I believe birds telepathically disappear twice after gradmas hair grows curly.
Unfortunately, I jumped above you before someone shouted: STOP scrub that nasty floor pink!
We shouldn’t be celebrating zombies without scaring children!
Lookout! There’s four killer maggots crawling right and six thousand flamengos majestically offering magic dancing lessons with four squirrels. Before lunch we ended up streaking across down Nordstrom.
The cops twirled dounuts around poles.
Dogs wagged their paws covered in honey dew wings.”
I nearly died laughing at this!!! Thanks for participating, next one will be Wednesday, I’ll try and spice it up bit 😀