Post # 16
Really loud sex in a laundry room? At least we didn’t break anything…
This wasn’t me, but I was at a house party where some girl flushed her tampon and stopped up the only toilet in the house. The home owner was none to pleased…
Post # 17
- Wedding: March 2014 - Chicago, IL
A friend of a friend came home from the military, so my friend threw him a party where we all went barhopping. He got way too drunk and realized he needed to get into the bathroom quick, because he was going to throw up. He gets to the bathroom, and the stall door is closed, so being the drunk person he was – he kicked in the door – only to hit a dude square in the forehead while he was taking a shit. And then puked all over him.
His next train of thought was, “If I was shitting and someone kicked the door in on my face and puked all over me, I’d want to fight them – so I better be the one to throw the first punch.” So he then punched him in the face.
1) Kick in the door
2) Puke on the pooper
3) Punch him in the face and run
Post # 18
I am literally LOL’ing at that. Such a funny mental picture!
Post # 19
An ex of mine threw up all over himself after a night of drinking, while on a party bus rented by his frat. All his brothers moved away on the bus, but I, ever the dutiful and loyal girlfriend sat next to him and comforted him. Needless to say the relationship was doomed. I watched him drink himself silly all the while knowing that it was going to come to no good. I was right.
Post # 20
Hahahaha your description and rundown of events made this story even better. Hilarious!
Post # 21
My boyfriend had a boys night out in Fells Pt (about 15 minutes away from where we live) and one of his best friends got blizted to the point of being kicked out of the bar at midnight….bars close at 2am on Sat nights. My boyfriend called me, waking me up cause I had to be up for work in 4hrs telling me to unlock the door for said friend because he was taking a cab to our house. The cab ride to where that fruend lives in Joppatowne would have cost too much, and the cab driver said no. I had to pull this 200 lb man out of the cab and onto our couch. He puked all over himself in his sleep….and shit himsrlf as well. I woke up smelling roses. Ughhhh. Thank god he paid for the dry cleaning!!!
Post # 22
lmao at your story!
One night I went out with friends and ended up getting WASTED. Afterwards, we all went to a diner to get some food when I had to rush to the bathroom to puke. I made it into the restroom, but not into a stall and ended up throwing up in the sink :-/. Gross. I know.
Then I heard another guest flushing the toilet. When they came out of the stall and saw the puke in the sink I said “That’s disgusting, who would do something like that?” and walked out of the bathroom like a boss lol.
Post # 23
my Father-In-Law punched a guy at a wedding (who stold a car but was told he could take it. but the guy forgot and called the police, then he came back) AND some blood got on our friends wedding dress. it was towards the end of the night.
oh almost forgot but worst worst thing ive every seen was a girl who peed on the floor. she needed to use the bathroom so someone told her just go. so she did. worst i ever heard of was when a girl pooped on their woodstove. on purpose in spite.
also one time.. the night of my dad funeral. i got so trashed and was on some meds. puked in our guy friends toliet and then had diarrhea. yeah… clogged the toliet. sooooo embarressing. there wasnt that many people there. like 5 of us so yeah im pretty sure every knew. and since i didnt want anyone to suspect anything i made my best friend stay in the bathroom with me.. yeah now thats what i call a best friend. i was the color green that night.