Friday Fun – Wedding Bee Cliches

posted 2 years ago in Beehive
Post # 166
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Busy bee

OP: Me and my boyfriend had unprotected sex 10 times last week, I’m pretty pretty sure I was ovulating. Now my period is 1 day late and my left boob feels sore, could I bee PREGNANT??!!!

Post # 167
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7851 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

sugarcloud :  Lol………..or:

I am on the pill and we wrapped it with 3 condoms, but normally my bf pulls out but he didnt this time. I took the morning after pilll but now my period is 4 minutes late and I feel nauseous, am I preg????

Post # 168
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11744 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2015

Subject line shot: “Bee’s!” 

Subject line chaser: “Bee’/s!”

 

Bonus points: “Bee’/s! Here’s my sneek peak!”

 

 

 

Post # 169
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9733 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

I HATE MY WEDDING HAIR.

Post # 170
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7851 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

OP: My sister just booked her wedding for the day after mine – do I have a right to be upset over this?

Bees: No!!!!!! YOU GET ONE DAY, BRIDEZILLA!!!

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OP: I just got engaged and we really want to schedule our wedding on June 3 for sentimental reasons – but my sister is getting married the day before. Can I choose this date anyway?

Bees: No!!!! That is so selfish!!!!!! There are 365 days in the year, choose another!

Post # 171
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2198 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2019 - Chateau Lake Louise

I WASN’T SNOOPING (I would NEVER SNOOP) but I found text messages/naughty snaps/goat porn and I’m just not sure what to think!!

 

While I wasn’t snooping, I came across a ring, a receipt, a copy of his proposal, a letter to my parents asking for my hand, and tickets to the same ice capades show where we went on our first date, but it has been at LEAST 16 hours since I found this stuff and I am pretty sure he’s NEVER GOING TO PROPOSE (was 100% guilty of this, personally)

 

 

 

Post # 172
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5951 posts
Bee Keeper

teamroro :  lol If I had a dime for every Bee who ‘accidentally’ found the ring, I’d be rich enough to tick the best boxes in all those polls laughing

 

tiffanybruiser :  +1. And on a related note: 

I’ve only been engaged for 8 months and I just found out that FI’s brother is planning to propose to his girlfriend. On top of this, my cousin told me that she & her husband are TTC ?!?!? Why can’t people wait their turn- this is supposed to be OUR engagement year! Now I’m heartbroken to think our engagement will be eclipsed by a newer engagement and possibly a pregnancy announcement as well. How to cope? 

Post # 173
Hostess
9615 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: March 2014 - Chicago, IL

“We could easily afford a diamond, but……” 

Post # 174
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9733 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

I totally 100% trust my husband/fiance/bf but we were at dinner with his single female coworker and I noticed that he crossed his legs towards her.

Am I being crazy?

Post # 175
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5951 posts
Bee Keeper

“My fiance shares a bed with his mother, is this normal, he says they have a very close relationship and I just don’t understand it”

Post # 176
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7851 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

These are some of my favorite retorts from bees who realize their argument is deeply flawed but don’t want to totally back down:

Last I checked, I have the right to have an opinion!

You’re too invested. 

Post # 177
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2778 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

I HATE MY ENGAGEMENT RING!

 

Op 1: I haven’t even seen it but … I know/am worried I’ll hate it.

Op 2: I told my Fiance exactly what I wanted, sent him links, etc and he went and got pretty much the opposite of what I wanted.

Op 3: I love the sentiment but my hand doesn’t weigh me down if you know what I’m sayin’. 

Op 4: when is it too soon to ask for an upgrade?

      Oh this one comes with its own WB clichés: a) half the responses: suck it up! He proposed! Materialistic bitch! My Fiance could’ve proposed with a ring that was basically just twine and a speck of silver glitter and I would have said yes and worn that baby every day of my life proudly.

      b) forty percent: talk to him but be veeeery careful with his fragile male ego. Men. 

      c) five percent: pay for your own upgrade.

      d) five percent: yes! Your opinion counts! Make sure you’re happy with your ring!

 

 

huh. Come to think of it we haven’t had one of these in a while. 5 ctw y’all are jealous (non sleep deprived) bitches notwhitstanding. 

Post # 178
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9604 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2015

yaara :  and then someone answers “ive had my .00002 mm pave band for 3 months and its held up just fine!!!”

-Day after wedding: 6 people out of 231 did not a give a gift. How should I follow up? Do you think cards were stolen!?

-what is the polite way to ask people this inherently impolite thing?

-posts 5 carat moissy- WE COULD AFFORD IT IN DIAMOND I JUST PREFER THIS. btw do you think it looks real? Im not trying to pass it off, just curious!

Post # 180
Member
2491 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

MrsBuesleBee :  or total opposite  “we got a .2 carat diamond because we were more concerned with quality and the 3 Cs of the diamond opposed to a larger sized diamond. I’m completely happy with it and glad it isn’t bigger.” 

 

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