Friday Fun – Wedding Bee Cliches

posted 2 years ago in Beehive
Post # 121
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9569 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2016

tiffanybruiser :  “reading comprehension much?” is, in and of itself, a WB cliche. 

Brava for using a cliche within a cliche!

Post # 122
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7751 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

Oh and then there’s the devastating “This page does not exist” message that shows up inevitably after you hit the REPLY button on a long-winded piece of advice to someone struggling with a sensitive issue. 

Post # 123
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9569 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2016

OP: I am male and (insert literally anything, good or bad) 

Posted: 4 hours ago

Replies: 84020

Post # 125
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347 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2018

yaara :  OH ALSO –

He asked if I wanted to go ring shopping – OMG!

A week later…

How long did your Fiance wait between ring shopping and proposing?

A week after that…

We went shopping for rings two weeks ago and he hasn’t proposed, I think it’s time to talk about a timeline #waitingbee

Post # 126
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3008 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

“I suggest you go to couple’s counciling.”

For f*ck’s sake it’s spelled counseling. I don’t think you should see a councillor about your marriage problems…

“Bee’s, I am loosing it!”

Loosing what, a knot? And please learn how to use apostrophes…

 

Post # 127
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347 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2018

Ok last one I promise – all the abbreviations!

Dear Daughter, DS, Fiance, Future Mother-In-Law, Future Father-In-Law, Future Sister-In-Law, Future Brother-In-Law, LO (I actually an not sure what LO stands for), etc etc etc. 

Post # 128
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514 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

How much money do you have in savings? {Poll}

How many Houses do you own {Poll}

How many times a day do you shower? {Poll}

What is your Blood Type {Poll}

Which Racially Insensitive Halloween Costume is better for WORK? {Poll} 

…. Yeah you know who I mean… lmao 

 

Post # 129
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10027 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

mrstaylorlevy :  LO is Little One.

 

[Poll] Do you want to see my ring?

Post # 130
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977 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

tiffanybruiser :  Omg yes, “the page no longer exists” kills me. I get why the option exsists but so much wasted time writing a reply! 

Post # 131
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1741 posts
Bumble bee

What happened to nothinggoldcanstay? Did all her posts get deleted?

Post # 134
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169 posts
Blushing bee

mrstaylorlevy :  my boyfriend was sure that “FI” and “DH” stood for “Fucking Idiot” and “Dick Head”…I’ve never been able to read these threads the same since 😂

Post # 135
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472 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2018

mrstaylorlevy :  “FI” as an abbreviation irrationally bugs me since it’s abbreviating one word (Unless I’m an idiot and don’t know what it means? Definitely possible.) so I always use FH instead because initialisms should stand for initials, dammit! 

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