(Closed) Friday Story Time: weirdest place you've ever thrown up?

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Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@iarebridezilla:  One time in college, my friend and I were having a night out on the town. She was driving. There was a dude in the front seat (who she liked) and me and a dude in the back seat (dude #1’s friend). We had been partying HEAVILY.. I felt the urge, and told her to roll down the window (2 door car). She didn’t make it in time. I barfed on her head. And on the dude in the front seat. Amazingly, we’re still friends.

Post # 4
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Sugar bee

@iarebridezilla:  Hey, at least clean up was easy.  I remember that I was at a college party and wasn’t feeling too good so I looked into the bathroom – nope, separate people were puking in the toilet, bathtub, and sink at the same time.  I took it like a champ and puked in the hallway instead.

My co-ed fraternity has a good poem for this.  It’s the ode to all of our parties and retreats:

Puke in the bathroom

Puke on the floor

Puke in the back yard

Puke some more

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

Hahah thats quite a story. Mine isn’t really weird, just different. When I was younger we went whale watching in CA. I vaguely remember seeing a mom and baby gray whale while purging all my insides. It was a really really rough day. I swear the waves were as high as the boat.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I have a few embarrassing puking stories, but I think my favorite is this one:

 

Last summer, hubby and I decided to do this hike. We got a late start because we thought it was only going to be about 2 hours to the top of the trail, where there was a beautiful lake view.

About 3 hours into the hike, and after hearing my husband say, “it must be right around this corner” about 7 times. We ran into a father and son, who were geared up to spend the night at the lake. They commented on how we were very ambitious to do it all in one day, as they have done the trail several times, and it usually takes about 5 hours up and 4 down.

Since we were already 3 hours in, I didn’t want to turn back without seeing the lake, so we started booking it up the trail, which was fairly steep, and fairly challenging terrain. We made it to the top about 5 1/2 hours after we left the truck.

We got to the top, and I was sweating profusely and terribly out of breath. we unpacked the light lunch we had packed for the day, and I started feeling ill. I chilled out by the lake, which was absolutely stunning until I started feeling a bit better, and decided to eat to get the energy I’d need for the way down.

As we were packing up to leave, the father/son duo arrived and started setting up camp. We were standing right beside their tent, chatting with them, when I got an immediate urge to throw up. I took one step to the side, and puked all over the ground, right by their tent.

I felt so bad about these too poor guys who had to camp right next to my expulsion! We quickly high-tailed it out of there.

 

 

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

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Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

In the dishwasher? Hahaha. I don’t really have a weird place story of where I puked, BUT when I was about 7-years-old I was at my babysitter’s house and the most disgusting thing happened. Her daughter Megan was about my age and we were both looking out the front door at a squirrel. I kneeled down and Megan was standing behind me looking out. Well I have absolutely no idea what prompted it, but all of a sudden she threw up ALL OVER MY HEAD!!!!! And it was A LOT. I still remember it vividly and it was awful.

Post # 11
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

This thread is kind of making me want to throw up….

Last year, I got the stomach flu and was violently ill. Fiance (now DH) couldn’t take off work to take care of me, so I had my mom come pick me up and take me to her house. Well, on the way, I puked all over the floor of her brand new car. I felt so bad, and my sister says you can still smell it. :/

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2015

@iarebridezilla:  My friend was having a party at his place and he got super drunk. He was standing against the kitchen counter, telling a story and said “just a sec”, leaned over, opened the dishwasher and threw up. He closed it, stood up and just jumped back into his story as if he didn’t just puke in his dishwasher. suuuuuper casual. 

The weirdest place I ever threw up was in a plant, at church. Not a good day. 

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I’ll join in lol…

Years ago, I went out with Fiance and a bunch a friends drinking one night.  Apparently I had had a little too much and when we got home I sat down on the couch, put my purse on the floor, and started to take my heels off.  After drunkenly managing to undo the strap and take off one shoe, I suddenly had to throw up.  I knew I couldn’t run to the bathroom with one shoe on, so I grabbed my purse and threw up in it. 

Luckily, since I had went out, all that was really in there was my credit card, ID, and things like lipgloss and hair ties.  I took my credit card & ID out, cleaned them, and threw everything else, including the purse, away! 

Post # 14
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I’m 28 weeks now, but up until I was about 21 weeks I had near constant morning sickness which manifested itself whenever it damned well felt like it.  Anything could set it off and it was hit or miss.  My husband and I had gone to the mall and, of course, I had to pee as soon as we got there, so I ran into the ladies bathroom quick.  Well, it’s a mall bathroom and was disgusting.  Pee on every seat and this horribly strong (I’m still not sure if it was or if my being pregnant just made it more so) stench of urine and feces.  I threw up in a toliet, peeing myself in the process. And I don’t mean “little tinkle”, I mean full-on-Niagara-Falls-pissin’-like-Seabiscuit peed myself.  It was time to go home. But it was a chain reaction.  Puke – tinkle, tinkle – look at urine soaked toliet seat  – puke – tinkle, tinkle – look at seat – puke.  Finally, I backed away and just got myself out of there to stop this terrible chain. I’m sure I must have looked ghastly when I got out of there, because Darling Husband was just like, “The fuck happened in there?? Are you okay??”  And I just rushed towards the doors with him at my heels.  I tried explaining the chain reaction, but got to the part about the urine and the smell and just…couldn’t.  I looked around for a trash can, but there was nothing but the children’s water fountain.  So I puked in the kiddie drinking fountain at the mall.  

 

And then we ran.  And I haven’t been back to the mall since. 😐

 

Post # 15
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

5th grade.  Mid-song, off the back of the top riser in choir (and there were 4 risers total…just packed with kids).  I blame the new glasses I was rocking that day.  New prescriptions generally suck, but that one’s the worst I’ve ever experienced.  At least I got out of attending school?

I guess my story is going to be a little tame, comparatively…

Post # 16
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 2013 - St. Augustine Beach, FL

On the school bus on the ride to school in the morning.  I had just begun taking birth control pills to regulate my cycle (I was going two weeks of bleeding, two weeks off, then another two weeks of bleeding) and I found out pretty quickly that I am sensitive to the hormones in the pills.  It took my doctor writing a few different prescriptions to find one that didn’t make me puke.

Everyone on the bus thought I was pregnant and I got stared doen for weeks afterwards.  I started carrying a bottle of mylanta in my backpack to cut down on the churning until I got my precription changed out.  Taking my pill at night right after dinner also helped because I sleep through most of the nausea now.

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