(Closed) Fun fortune cookie 'fortunes'- have any ideas?

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
291 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Dance the night away


Eat. Drink.  Be Married.


Luck and Best Wishes



Post # 6
7609 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

Marriage: betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.  😉


Post # 7
46404 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

Marriage isn’t a word… It’s a sentence!

A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.


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