Fun post! How do you play around with your SO?

posted 3 months ago in Relationships
Post # 49
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2019 - City, State

hickoryhills :  I’m just really glad we’re not the only ones who do the licking wars πŸ˜‚

Post # 50
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

That pie is amazing and hilarious. Also, I’m hungry and it just looks really good.

I pants my husband whenever his hands are busy. So he’ll be cooking or doing dishes and I’ll just pull his pants and boxers down and he’ll say, “Why is this happening?” but then he’ll just keep cooking looking like Donald Duck. Sometimes I’ll pin him down and lick his hair like a cat. If I’m sad sometimes he’ll put my foot in his mouth and it tickles like a mother and inevitably cheers me up.

Post # 51
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2019

every time when he walks right in front of me, I squeeze his butt chicks and make him laugh πŸ˜€ It’s so funny that see his face right in time! πŸ˜€

Post # 52
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: City, State

chelbell23 :   hickoryhills :  ugh I hate licking wars! My boyfriend licks my entire face all the time and I hate it so much. He usually does it in the morning when he has morning breath!

My boyfriend likes to nibble on my fat. He makes really weird faces then does like this call/screeching thing and starts biting me. I think if we had pets they would be horrified.

Post # 53
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: City, State

michellelynn9175 :  Why do your answers not have more upvotes? I’m laughing hysterically trying not to wake my boyfriend up from his nap.

Supernurse :  I should start doing this. My boyfriend likes to tell his friends that I beat him; his mother thinks this is hysterical.

When we had a bigger shower, we used to scrub each other down. He started telling his friends he has a royal ball washer like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. They thought he was joking.

Post # 54
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2006

ispeakingifs :  Haha! Glad you were entertained. He would appreciate that. He thinks he’s HILARIOUS. It’s annoying, but I’m used to it after 15 years together. 🀷🏻‍♀️

Post # 55
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Bumble bee

These are hilarious πŸ˜‚! 

I think I have a much better sense of humor than most people  and I love to tease my husband. I pants him a lot, normally when his hands and full and it’s hard for him to pull them back up again. I also change the words to popular songs and I sing a song about how he didn’t make me a coffee that morning, or how one of our neighbors or friends got flowers from their husbands and I am neglected and abused because I got nothing.

We also talk through the two cats we have. In this ridiculous game, one is a demo-cat and the other is a republi- cat. Then I engage in some ridiculous conversation featuring different voices of the cats. Once we were sitting in bed watching TV and one of the cats was sitting between us. There was a lump in the blanket so I said in my dumb cat voice, look at you and the republi-cat, are you trying to build a wall here? You really are an ahole. Then the demo-cat responds with some other ridiculous comment..

I think at first my husband thought I was a little crazy, but now he has gotten used to me and the comments. Sometimes he will hear something on the news and he will wonder how long it will take me to insert the happenings into a conversation featuring The cats.

Post # 56
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Newbee

We run after each other in the house naked playing tag your it and then make love after.

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