(Closed) FUN: What’s Your Favorite Euphemism?

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 4
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2009

Ha!  Those are hilarious!

The men in my family call it “The Horizontal Monkey Funky.”  

Post # 6
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

This is so embarrasing, and I’ve never told anyone this, but whatever. We have super hero nicknames for each other, and so we call it “Saving the day”

Post # 8
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Buzzing Beekeeper

Haha Find the Cobra

 

Post # 9
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2010

Ummm… Playing Hide the sausage?

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Giving the missus the business

 

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

Anything from the Grumpy Old Men outtakes. I think the 4th is the most hilarious.

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s slipping her the old salami!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s taking the skin boat to tuna town!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s going put the hot dog in the bun!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s a tom cat on the prowl – meow!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s taking the ol’ log to the beaver!

  • Grandpa: Looks like he’s gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s gonna bury his boner!

  • Grandpa: Looks like Chuck’s taking ol’ One-Eye to the optometrist!

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

@bells219:  Just for you. :40 is where it gets relevant. 

ETA- Baahaha, I just noticed that it’s player 69. It just gets better!

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

Having a “Jam” session

Post # 15
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2009

@cirk:  I bow down to you, m’dear, that is the best one yet, lol!!

Post # 16
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

I like the one from the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: “the ole horizontal copulation” (half-euphemism), LOL.

The most common term that FH & I use is “bonk”, though. : D We’ll hipcheck each other while walking around a mall & be all like “in PUBLIC?! *gasp!*”.

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