(Closed) Best/worst pick up line you ever heard/experienced?

posted 10 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
1526 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

hahaha I had a guy walk up to me and say that I was in luck because he wasnt gay…. I was like well your in luck bc you dnt have to waste your money on buying me a drink bc I am engaged. 

It was a totally random guy and an even more random pick up line

Post # 4
175 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2009

I’ve had a few creepers come onto me with lame pickup lines, but the worst I’ve ever heard was one a girl said to my then Fiance (now hubby) at a bar.

She walked up to him while he was getting me a drink (so I guess she thought he was alone) and said, “I haven’t been f*ck*d hard in a long time.” He just rolled his eyes and walked back to me and we laughed about it 🙂

Post # 5
3281 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

@wifey- ew! its girls like that who give us a bad name lol…I cant imagine ever saying that to some random guy, even if I was stinkin drunk haha


The worst pick up line was when I was in high school and I went to an all girls school. This guy came up to me and was like…”hey, your in my math class right? and I was like…no, Im not. and he kept insisting and i had to finally tell him that I went to an all girls school. hehe

Post # 6
1816 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2017

@ccranetobe: That is pretty elaborate!

@wifeywife:  That is disgusting!  What was that woman thinking?!?!

When I was a waitress I used to get all of the cheesy classics:

“Did you clean your pants with windex?  Because I can see myself in them.”

“Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only 10 I see.”

It was super awkward because then I had to continue to serve them after they said that stuff.  🙁

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