(Closed) Funniest thing FI has said with regard to the wedding

posted 8 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 17
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I’m going with the vintage-rustic theme and a few weeks back I actually shared some of my ideas with the Fiance……

Burlap came into play and he replied:

“Burlap….like a potato sak? No, I don’t want a potato sak”

sigh.

And everytime we say something funny, we always say “I’m going to put that in my vows” lol

Post # 18
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

My Fiance is cracking me up with this…so it was a big deal to pick the song that I would walk down the aisle to.  So naturally Fiance wants a song.  So pretty much every stupid song that comes on the radio he says “I’m going to walk down the aisle to this.” For example Elliie Goulding Lights lol…we joke now that Fiance is gonna walk down the aisle to a mixtape of all these bizzare songs…oh that’s on the list too…That How Bizzare song from the 90’s lolololol!

Post # 19
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Busy bee

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@icetea: I just want to second your comment, haha.

Every time music is discussed, he has to have a song too. So when I said that I get a song to walk down the aisle, he wants one “to walk out to.” Oh, men. Haha

Post # 21
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382 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

Hahahaa.  Mike said he is going to make a groom app for the iphone, where you can push buttons and it will say things like “Why, yes, dear, I’d love to see that thing you found on Pinterest” and “Tell me more about the accent color.”

Post # 22
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

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@icetea:  Haha!  Mine says he wants to cut the cake to Eat It by Weird Al.  NOOOOOOO!!!!  hahaha

Post # 23
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193 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

I bought a sixpence that has an Irish harp on it because I’ll be marrying into an Irish family and he proposed to me infront of a fountain that had an angel playing a harp.

I showed it to him and he asked me why I bought it, he said it looked like a nickel and he’d just give me one.  And why did I buy a $10 nickel? He also asked if he had to put one in his shoe too, lol men.

Post # 24
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

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@kgarvin01:  LOL that’s a good one my Fiance would love that idea and download the app for sure. His favorite phrase lately is “Yes Dear”, I found these shoe stickers I plan on buying him that says that because he won’t answer me any other way for wedding things. 

Post # 25
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I am literally laughing out loud! These are hysterical.

@NewName 99: My fiance had a similar reaction!! I was asking him what type of flower he wanted for his boutinnere and he goes, “Boutin-what? What? Men don’t wear flowers. That’s a waste of money!”

He also started off requesting pizza and corn dogs for the food.

And wanted to give one of his groomsman an old fashioned disposable camera to take pictures when he found out how much photographers are.

SMH.

Men! (face palm) 

 

Post # 26
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

on the discussion of rings: “Who buys the guys ring? It seems really unfair for me to have to get you a ring, & me a ring” my response “two rings- you get me two rings” his “WHAT?! Now I have to get 2 rings for your & my own ring? Who decided that?”

Post # 27
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013 - Ontario, Canada

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@littlemisst08:  my Fiance said the exact same thing! 

Post # 28
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

LMAO, I love this thread, my fiance said the following;

Instead of releasing doves can we release bees? (we aren’t even releasing doves)

Party City is selling a tuxedo morph suit costume, can me and Randy wear that to the wedding? It’s formal babe!

Why do we have to go to each table and thank the guests, we invited them to the wedding, isn’t an open bar thank you enough?

 

Post # 29
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

Our conversation

“so around how many guests do you want to invite?”

him “oh lets keep it small, around 300”

me- jaw drops to the floor

We are inviting around 200 and I am hoping only 150 show up because we are paying for their food!!!!

Post # 31
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

He’s the one who informed me of the tradition where when people tap their glass it means they want the couple to kiss….I had no idea about that and I’ve been to two weddings this past year! I guess I just didn’t notice. 

Well for me I showed him the bridesmaid dress selection and the first thing out of his mouth was “the belt looks cheap”, before he came home the bridesmaids were both discussing how they wanted something besides the belt it came with. I didn’t really pay much attention to the belt or notice that it looked cheap myself. It’s just not one of those things I think about. But that’s the first thing he noticed when I flashed the dress to him quickly! For someone who wears video game shirts from Target all the time he’s quite the fashionista at times 😉

Also this helped me realize that the bridesmaid dress selection really wasn’t right and less than an hour later we changed it to another dress.

 

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