(Closed) Funniest thing FI has said with regard to the wedding

posted 8 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 62
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

I wish I could blame my Fiance for this, but sadly it was me at the dress shop sounding like a jackass.  In my defense, it was my very first appointment.

Me:  Do I have this on right? (it’s definitely not on right)

Bridal consultant:  No honey, those things (waist cincher?) need to go on under your dress.

Me:  There’s things that go under the dress?!?

So fail….

Post # 63
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

This part wasn’t really funny, just so like my sweet FI- “I don’t care.  About any thing.”  And he really doesn’t.  I have asked him a list of questions, “Do you want A or B?”  Doesn’t care.  “Okay, would you prefer this or that?”  Whatever you want.  “So, is there anything you have a preference about?”  Nope.

He even let me pick our wedding rings!  I asked what he liked, after I had spotted one that matches my amazing engagement ring, and he said I should decide.  So I said, “How about this one?”  Yep.  It was fine with him.  We had them order it in his size and were done in about 15 minutes.

This part IS funny to me.  I ask, “So, I should just do whatever I want and you’ll be fine with it?”  FI- “Yep.  I will say ‘I do’ and then ‘What’s for supper?'”  And I think he will!  He’s so cute!

Post # 64
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Newbee
  • Wedding: February 2014

My Fiance and I have just started to think about our wedding.

I asked if there was anything in particular he wanted. He replied:

‘Can we have sausage rolls to eat? We can put little ones on toothpicks to make them fancy if you want.’

 

Post # 65
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Sugar bee

I asked him what should our theme be and he said what’s a theme lol

Post # 66
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Newbee
  • Wedding: February 2014

 

 

Post # 67
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2023

‘Favours? So… is that, like, something that guests owe us after they come to the wedding?’

 

Bless his cotton socks…

Post # 68
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

“I have to buy you ANOTHER ring?? Why do you get two??!”

and “Instead of kissing you, I’m going to tell the Pastor I want to high five the bride!!” What?? lol

Post # 70
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

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@IngridS:  LOL Fiance keeps telling me “all I need to know is TDL baby TDL, I’ll be there!!” (time, date, location)

Bathroom baskets have been a hot topic in our house the past few days, Fiance absolutely cannot grasp the concept of why anyone would possibly need or want them in the bathroom. I have tried and tried to explain.

Me: Honey if the food upsets your stomach, wouldn’t a tums be nice? Or if you break a nail, a nail file would be really handy

Fiance: ummm yeah I guess but why do WE have to buy them tums, can’t they just go get some and if I break a nail, the world isn’t going to end, i can promise you that (and then he rolls his eyes) 

Post # 71
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2013

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@chickiebee:  Haha I like how you’re trying to convince him with a broken nail. Does he file his nails? My Fiance cringes when I file mine! 

Post # 72
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

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@AlwaysSunny:  Our wedding this saturday, I’ve been obsessing about not breaking any nails for the past few weeks so i thought that was a good one to throw at him LOL. He doesn’t mind me filing mine and he was just saying the other day that he was actually thinking of going to get a ‘man’icure so he’s hands didn’t look horrible in ring pictures

Post # 73
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Helper bee

These have literally made me LOL in my office! I’m glad my office mate is not in to work yet.

My SO is surprisingly really excited about the details of the wedding and brings up cool ideas all the time. But some are just outlandish considering he is very budget consious. Like, he wants a smoke machine for our first dance.

My fav was this morning, though. We are taking ballroom dance lessons for the first dance. I woke up to find him practicing the Waltz in his boxers and using his bath towel as his partner.

Post # 74
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Busy bee

He wanted to know if we could have toilet seat races at the reception….um,,, NO!!! 

Post # 75
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289 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I was telling my Fiance about a potential videographer.  I explained that the videographer will do a longer video and then a 5 minute highlight reel.  He then said “oh like on ESPN?”

boys.

Post # 76
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Mine is very relieved that I want to have a casual “shabby chic” affair. I dont even want a ceremony, just a beautiful reception/celebration for all of my loved ones (kids welcome, shoes are optional). But I still want it to be gorgeous and classy. 

Before he popped the question, he kept referring to it as “engaging” me. As in “after I have engaged you, then we can do whatever you want, ceremony wise”. Always cracked me up. Where do they come up with this stuff?

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