(Closed) Funniest thing FI has said with regard to the wedding

• StealMyKisses
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: October 2014

Mine asked to register at the hardware ” so we can get all the tool I want “

• Nikki1212
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: October 2013

I have to buy you another ring? men get the short straw in life

We have colours?

Morocco is in marrakech – (in relation to honeymoon)

cant i just send a text out to my family? (instead of invites)

• the_newlymintedmrs-s17
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: August 2012

Here are some winners from my husband when we were planning our wedding…

Fiance: “No pumpkins!”

Me: “Umm… why?”

Fiance: “I hate pumpkins.”

Me: “But we’re having a fall wedding and you said you didnt want to spend too much on flowers. Pumpkins are cheap.”

Fiance: “NO! I hate them.”

Me: “Then why did you insist we buy them and carve them this fall for outside our home if you hate them so much?”

**insert nasty glower and a great deal of grumbling about missing the point of how he just hates them and I should just accept that**

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Fiance: “So… can I hire a magician for the reception.”

Me: “No.”

Fiance: “Why not?”

Me: “Because thats silly. Its a wedding not a kid’s party.”

Fiance: “But I want one!” ***insert whiny pleading and foot stomping, and no I am not kidding***

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Fiance: “Can I pick the cake topper.”

Me: “Yeah sure.”

Fiance: “Good because this is the one I like…” ***shows a ridiculously silly looking custom cake-topper of a groom being pulled away from and x-box by the bride***

Me: (after seeing the ridiculously inflated price) “Fine but you pay for it.”

Fiance: “I never get ANYTHING I want for this wedding!!!” **insert foot stomping and sulking***

 *FACEPALM*

• nearly-mrs-R
• 8 years ago

• Wedding: November 2014