(Closed) Funniest thing FI has said with regard to the wedding

posted 8 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 122
2 posts
  • Wedding: October 2014

Mine asked to register at the hardware ” so we can get all the tool I want “

Post # 123
306 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I have to buy you another ring? men get the short straw in life

We have colours?

Morocco is in marrakech – (in relation to honeymoon)

cant i just send a text out to my family? (instead of invites)

Post # 124
760 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Here are some winners from my husband when we were planning our wedding…


Fiance: “No pumpkins!”

Me: “Umm… why?”

Fiance: “I hate pumpkins.”

Me: “But we’re having a fall wedding and you said you didnt want to spend too much on flowers. Pumpkins are cheap.”

Fiance: “NO! I hate them.”

Me: “Then why did you insist we buy them and carve them this fall for outside our home if you hate them so much?”

**insert nasty glower and a great deal of grumbling about missing the point of how he just hates them and I should just accept that**


Fiance: “So… can I hire a magician for the reception.”

Me: “No.”

Fiance: “Why not?”

Me: “Because thats silly. Its a wedding not a kid’s party.”

Fiance: “But I want one!” ***insert whiny pleading and foot stomping, and no I am not kidding***



Fiance: “Can I pick the cake topper.”

Me: “Yeah sure.”

Fiance: “Good because this is the one I like…” ***shows a ridiculously silly looking custom cake-topper of a groom being pulled away from and x-box by the bride***

Me: (after seeing the ridiculously inflated price) “Fine but you pay for it.”

Fiance: “I never get ANYTHING I want for this wedding!!!” **insert foot stomping and sulking***



Post # 125
980 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

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@starcatcher09:  ha ha my mate got married in february and she’s the weird one in that relationship she walked down the aisle to the death march and they walked back up the aisle to that one where they get their medals lol

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