(Closed) Funny NWR things our FI’s say

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@WineAndCupcakes: Omg… you really asked them to make it with peace, love and humanity?!?!  Bahahahahahaha! I wish I could have been there!

There are SO MANY things Fiance says that crack me up. But I can’t think of a single one right now. I’ll come back later. I’m sure he’ll give me another gem tonight.

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@WineAndCupcakes: I totally will! Just give me time. My brain no work so well at this hour…

lol

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@WineAndCupcakes: Yeah, yeah. I’ve heard it all before. Go get you some peace, love and sleepy.

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2018

Hmm I have a few funny things my bf has said but the only thing that comes to mind immediately:

Concerning Jet Lee: “Oh man I wish I had titties like that! They’re just like, BAM!! BAM!!”

 

Love that Starbucks one.  I’m going to try that on my boyfriend πŸ™‚

Post # 9
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@WineAndCupcakes:  Haha the Starbucks one you said made me laugh out loud here at work.  Luckily no one is here. πŸ™‚

Hmm I can’t think of anything funny my fi has said but I’m sure there are plenty things.  I’ll get back later when I think of something!  :p  This is a fun post!  Keep it going!

Post # 10
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Bumble bee

The only one I can think of right now is “slower than a slug going through peanut butter”. I about died laughing when he first said it! I’d never heard that one before πŸ™‚

Post # 12
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

I have saved a voicemail (and if anyone knows how to transfer a Verizon vm to an audio file on my computer, PLEASE let me know!) where Mr.ND -rather inebriated- sang a two minute song about ‘she’s my giiiiirlfiend, she like’s Cheetos and burritos and doritos and hey how you doing girl friend…boyfriend says ‘hey hey’ *friend* says ‘hey hey’ …etc etc.

He was SOOOO embarrassed…and I now play it for all of our friends, or when I’m having a crummy day πŸ™‚ It is RIDICULOUS. Full of falsetto singing and nonsense words. Tehehe.

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

Whenever Darling Husband goes shopping with me, when I start to pause at the shoes, he pulls me along and says “…and we’re walking…”

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Back when Fiance and I started dating:

Me: I wonder why your parents haven’t asked to meet mine yet.

Fiance: About that, I told them they were dead.

Me: What?! They can’t believe that, I talk about them all the time!

Fiance: Yeah, they think you are freaking crazy.

*He really didn’t tell his parents that, he was just teasing.

This was right after the last Harry Potter book came out:

Fiance: Come snuggle with me. I’m lonely.

Me: I can’t. I’ve waited for this book for years, I have to read it before someone spoils it for me.

Fiance: It’s my wand or his. You choose. I don’t think you will get much use out of his. Just saying.

Post # 15
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@Loribeth: Like Flo on the progressive commercials!

Whenever I ask Fiance to do something (and it can be ANYTHING, big or small) he almost always resonds with:

“You gotta ‘do’ me”

Nice, right? lol

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