Post # 1
So there are probably a million threads out there about how sweet/smart/funny our FI’s are … but I’m too tired to look 🙂 forgive me, bees!
Funny FI-ism #1:
So I’m comfy in pj’s and have a little @$$ crack showing, and my Fiance sticks his finger down my crack and says “you know why God invented cracks?”
Me: (laughing and wriggling to get away) Haha, um no, why?
Fiance: it’s a canal, so when you fart your pants don’t blow up.
Funny FI-ism #2:
(I was going to Starbucks)
Fiance: oh, and when you pay, don’t forget to ask them to make your drink with peace, love, and humanity
Me: What? Why?
Fiance: They’ll give you half off
Me: Huh, really? Ok.
*Note: they don’t give you half off for asking them to make it with peace, love, and humanity. They do, however, look at you like you just told them you have three heads.*
Post # 3
@WineAndCupcakes: Omg… you really asked them to make it with peace, love and humanity?!?! Bahahahahahaha! I wish I could have been there!
There are SO MANY things Fiance says that crack me up. But I can’t think of a single one right now. I’ll come back later. I’m sure he’ll give me another gem tonight.
Post # 4
@Mrs.tobe: I have to admit I exaggerate for story telling purposes. He *tried* to get me to do it, but I didn’t fall for it. However, he DID get one of his co-workers to ask Chipotle to make her burrito with PL&H and apparently they looked at her like she had just asked for a Big Mac!!! I would have been so mad at him if I had fallen for it. Omigosh. He’s such a jokester.
You’ll def have to add to this! I tihnk it could be funny if we were able to keep it going!
Post # 5
@WineAndCupcakes: I totally will! Just give me time. My brain no work so well at this hour…
Post # 6
@Mrs.tobe: Haha ok, I understand. I’m turning into jello. Night. So for realziez this time. So for realziez.
Post # 7
@WineAndCupcakes: Yeah, yeah. I’ve heard it all before. Go get you some peace, love and sleepy.
Post # 8
Hmm I have a few funny things my bf has said but the only thing that comes to mind immediately:
Concerning Jet Lee: “Oh man I wish I had titties like that! They’re just like, BAM!! BAM!!”
Love that Starbucks one. I’m going to try that on my boyfriend 🙂
Post # 9
@WineAndCupcakes: Haha the Starbucks one you said made me laugh out loud here at work. Luckily no one is here. 🙂
Hmm I can’t think of anything funny my fi has said but I’m sure there are plenty things. I’ll get back later when I think of something! :p This is a fun post! Keep it going!
Post # 10
The only one I can think of right now is “slower than a slug going through peanut butter”. I about died laughing when he first said it! I’d never heard that one before 🙂
Post # 11
@Mrs.tobe: peace love and sleepy, nice 🙂
@AmyDee: my Fiance said it works best when it’s Earth Day or Recycle Day or <impovershed rights group> day LOL
@shellzbellz: not a prob, it’ll be here when you remember!!
@Wonderwoman217: haha I haven’t heard that one either!
Post # 12
I have saved a voicemail (and if anyone knows how to transfer a Verizon vm to an audio file on my computer, PLEASE let me know!) where Mr.ND -rather inebriated- sang a two minute song about ‘she’s my giiiiirlfiend, she like’s Cheetos and burritos and doritos and hey how you doing girl friend…boyfriend says ‘hey hey’ *friend* says ‘hey hey’ …etc etc.
He was SOOOO embarrassed…and I now play it for all of our friends, or when I’m having a crummy day 🙂 It is RIDICULOUS. Full of falsetto singing and nonsense words. Tehehe.
Post # 13
Whenever Darling Husband goes shopping with me, when I start to pause at the shoes, he pulls me along and says “…and we’re walking…”
Post # 14
Back when Fiance and I started dating:
Me: I wonder why your parents haven’t asked to meet mine yet.
Fiance: About that, I told them they were dead.
Me: What?! They can’t believe that, I talk about them all the time!
Fiance: Yeah, they think you are freaking crazy.
*He really didn’t tell his parents that, he was just teasing.
This was right after the last Harry Potter book came out:
Fiance: Come snuggle with me. I’m lonely.
Me: I can’t. I’ve waited for this book for years, I have to read it before someone spoils it for me.
Fiance: It’s my wand or his. You choose. I don’t think you will get much use out of his. Just saying.
Post # 15
@Loribeth: Like Flo on the progressive commercials!
Whenever I ask Fiance to do something (and it can be ANYTHING, big or small) he almost always resonds with:
“You gotta ‘do’ me”
Nice, right? lol
Post # 16
@indibee: oooooh that’s awesome!!! have you asked verizon to do it for you? back when I had them, before I went to att, they told me that they could download all of my VMs onto a disc for me. go ask!!
@Loribeth: haha mine does that when I want to stop and go into Michaels!!
@SoonToBeeMrsD: omg you have me laughing out loud so bad. It’s my wand or his!
@Mrs.tobe: yours isn’t the only one 🙂