(Closed) Funny Things FI has said during wedding planning (Round 3!)posted 10 years ago in Grooms/men
- 10 years ago
Chicken Wholesaler BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Btw, I have four of our groomsmen at our house right now. They heard me laughing at the chicken wholesaler comment because that’s the most hilarious thing I have ever heard, so they all come in the room to be nosy.
They start reading all the posts and not one laughs…*crickets chirping*
My Fiance: wow, they’re really going to say, “Stay thirsty, my friends” in their vows. That is so different. We should do something like that.
Me: I don’t think all the old people would get it.
My Fiance: We can make an announcement for them to turn up their hearing aids before the ceremony.
All the groomsmen concurred and then left to go back to the baseball game
I am left speechless… yet still giggling about chicken wholesalers
- 10 years ago
- Wedding: April 2011
I didn’t find this one too funny, but here goes…
Fiance invited a friend from half across the country. He is single, so we invited just him. Naturally, he RSVPed with a date. Some girl we never heard of. We let it slip because a lot of people had RSVPed no.
Our wedding is this Saturday. Yesterday, Fiance told me that he talked to said friend about the hotel block we reserved, and it turns out neither he nor the girl want to spend money on a hotel room. So friend asked Fiance to find him and the uninvited date some place to crash. Friend moved himself further up my s**t list, but oh well. This is for Fiance to worry about.
Then this morning, we have the conversation I was bracing myself for.
Fiance: Maybe they could stay at our house.
Fiance: Not for the wedding night, just Friday!
Me: NO! I don’t want them at the house on Saturday!
Fiance: No, no! They would only sleep here on Friday!
Me: If they sleep here on Friday, they will wake up here Saturday morning! I don’t want them around me while I’m getting ready for my wedding. NO!
Fiance: Oh, ok.
Why would he think this was even remotely a good idea?! My parents are already staying with us! The bridal party and hair and make up people will be here. I will run around in my underwear. Why, oh why would he think I would want to add worrying about feeding and entertaining his rude friend and a random stranger on top of everything else ON THE DAY OF MY WEDDING?!
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