(Closed) Funny things FI has said while wedding planning…

posted 12 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 77
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

This thread has made me literally cry from laughing. Thanks for making my day, bees! ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 78
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

He sent me a text message:

“Well now we have a date, we just need marriage license and our clothes and that’s it right?”

Umm…how can I say this delicately? Hell no, dear!! So naive, the text message made me smile though ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 79
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

I can’t stop laughing.  I get a few of these per week from my fiance.

“Why do we need to register for plates?  We have a ton of plates!”  Meanwhile, what we have are leftover pieces from three completely different collections.  I explained that since we’re going to start hosting Thanksgiving and Christmas this year, it would be nice if our plates matched.  He said, “They will match.  We’ll use paper plates.”

In discussing the reception and how the evening is going to take place, he said “I think we should do the speeches at the very beginning.  That way, people can enjoy the rest of the night.”  I explained that it’s customary for people to give speeches when everyone is sitting down eating dinner, since there’s a captive audience.  He said, “Well, I’d prefer we did the speeches at the very beginning, right after they announce our names.”

We were talking with the DJ about the night, and my fiance said “We’re still very much working out what the day is going to look like.  We still haven’t decided on the order of the major events, like the cocktail hour, the reception, and the ceremony.”

Just today, in the car on the way home, he said, “I’ve been thinking about the reception, and this is what I think we should do.  It’s very important to me that we walk around and greet and thank every guest.”  Knowing full well that this is customary, I said, “Sure, honey.  That’s a great idea.”  Then he said, “And I think it would be really nice if we posed for a picture with everyone as we’re thanking them.”  So, with 130 guests, he’d like us to pose for a picture with each of them.  Meanwhile, I guess our photographers don’t need to take time out to eat…

Post # 80
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

“We’re still working out the order of the major events, like the cocktail hour, reception, and ceremony.”  HILARIOUS!

Post # 81
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

hahahahaha oh man these are all so great!!!

Post # 82
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

hilarious!!

me: so what kind of cake do you think we should get?

him: probably a full sheet and it should say congratulations Monicka and Justin on it.

me: (in disbelief that he was serious) wait what?

him: yea and we should get it from pick n save (a local grocery store) cuz they have the best cake.

me: baby i don’t know how to break this to you but um we’re getting married not having a birthday party. we’re not having a sheet cake as a wedding cake.

 

Post # 83
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Yesterday, my fiance and I were shopping for Superbowl Sunday.  He wanted to make hotwings, so instead of buying chili power, he asked for some red chili flakes from the Costco pizza stand ๐Ÿ˜‰  After receiving some packets of chili pepper, he turns to me and says….

“You save money with the vendors and I save money with the peppers for our wedding.” ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 84
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Aww, these are so cute and hysterical.  I love that boys are different than we are.

Post # 85
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 2010

lol okay here’s mine

me: so do you want to walk in with the pastor or escort your mom

him: what do you mean i’m going to be the last one in

me:um no. i’m the bride i’ll be the last one

him: nope. i am going to be the last one and dance the entire way up the aisle waving at people

me: (rolling eyes)whatever M (and cracking up at his visual!!!)

 

okay and i have another

me: babe what’s Pows last name (not true name but a good example)

him: why

me: for the invites

him: just put pow and family

me: do what?!

him: yeah just say pow and family he’ll know it’s from me

me: absolutely not.. i am not payiing a calligrapher to write pow and family you better give me his name

him: cracking up laughing at me because i was so serious

Post # 86
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

I love these! My fiance hasn’t said anything silly that I can remember, but I think that’s mostly because he has enough siblings that he understands how weddings are generally held.

Post # 87
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2011

OK, this is going to make my Fiance sounds like a total dummy !

 

Funniest line before we were engaged;

We were both in my brother’s wedding (MOH/Groomsman) and I was discussing with him the date/time of their rehearsal dinner and I get…

“Why do we need to rehearse eating dinner?”

LMFAO! At first I thought he was joking, then it got even funnier when I realized he was serious.

Gotta love my babycakes!

Post # 88
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Newbee
  • Wedding: May 2010

“So now you want a horse” hahahahahaha so funny.

All of these are so funny.

My FH and I were walking through our venue to get an idea for decorations and I asked him what his thoughts were- “Streamers.. a lot of streamers all over.” Streamers? This is not a toddler birthday party. The best part was that I started laughing because I thought he was joking and he sort of took offense. Ooops!

Post # 89
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Newbee
  • Wedding: October 2010

@buttertart That was hilarious!  I love reading these post’s. 

Post # 90
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

omg these are all so funny, i’m trying not to bust out laughing at work

Mine was sure we did not need a photographer, just ask on the invite for everyone to e-mail us the pictures after the wedding

Post # 91
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

These are so funny… tears are literally streaming down my face and I’m at work.  Thank god for private offices. I’m still laughing at “So now you want a horse” and “Why do we need to rehearse eating dinner?” 

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