(Closed) Funny Things He Said While TTC

posted 5 years ago in TTC
Post # 3
1010 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

@Mars62312:  Bump. I’m interested in hearing these!

Post # 5
109 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Too Much Information ALERT!! After about 3 days straight of BD, my husband couldnt quite “finish”. He just stops after some time and says, “sorry babe, I think that I am completely empty.” I thought it was hilarious. I dont think that he knows that he cant go empty and after 24hrs his gun reloads. I just think he was exhausted since we are usually a once a week couple.

Post # 6
2321 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Though not funny, Darling Husband seems to think having a baby is a PIECE OF CAKE. You just do the dirty dancin’ and out will pop a baby. Just like that! I have explained to him how reproduction works. But he is stuck on stupid. Undecided

Post # 7
2190 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

Last night after BDing, he said “So are you going to do a headstand now??” In all fairness, I did once or twice a few months back. I just thought his prompting was so cute. He’s extremely supportive. 

Post # 8
2905 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Today, while I was having another pre-first-ultrasound freak outs, Darling Husband said, “Don’t worry, honey. You know I have super sperm, so that’s a strong baby you got. That kid is gonna come busting out of there like in Alien.”

And then I was laughing too hard to be anxious anymore. 

ETA: His “super sperm” argument was always his way of comforting me when I was worried about TTC. I was like, honey, if I’m not ovulating, you could have the best sperm in the world and it wouldn’t do any good! And he was like, pssh, you’ll see. Sure enough, first try worked!


Post # 9
1018 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@KatieBklyn:  my Darling Husband says the same thing!! “babe, I have super sperm!”

here’s to hoping the outcome is similar to yours =)


Post # 10
9691 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

@KatieBklyn:  Mine said practically the opposite (after we found out I was pregnant)…”I didn’t think they actually worked!” 

Post # 11
103 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

When I ran out of the bathroom with my BFP he first gave me a huge hug and then said “I have to admit, I’m very proud of myself.”

This whole TTC thing made him feel very manly lol.

Post # 12
446 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@Sasha2011:  This isn’t funny, king of annoying, but dh has it in his head that we are going to be infertile. I think he is protecting himself against disappointment but he is constantly saying stuff like “this might not work at all” talking about adoption options, and the advantages of not having kids. I know he really wants a baby, he’s just scared to get his hopes up, but it’s only our second cycle.

He was also completely shocked by the number of opks I use. Hr thought I tested once a week!

Post # 13
159 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

While talking about TTC my husband started to explain that his swimmers swim in circles which tried to demonstrate by flapping his arms about in the kitchen.  I explained they dont have arms just a tail he said ‘oh would arms not be useful?’ I just burst out laughing.

My husband also thought the diagram on the pregnancy test was hilarious still does. Anythime a take a test he asks me did I stand like the girl on the picture which is humanly impossible lol

He also got abit confused to how a woman releases one egg he seemed to think we release loads at once due to me having a bad period he said ‘maybe there was loads of eggs’. Lol

God love him makes me laugh there are loads more just cant remember them lol

Post # 14
7647 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012


*watching a TV show where some girl is waiting for her test result*

Darling Husband: That has got to be such a long wait.

Me: For what?

Darling Husband: To get the pregnancy test out of the freezer.

Me: Huh?

Darling Husband: Don’t you pee on the test and put it in the freezer?

Yeah I was laughing too hard by that point to immediately answer him that no, you in fact do not put the test in the freezer.

He has also said he is only able to produce boys because he has only manly sperm.

*He did end up “producing only a boy” as that is what we are having. Now it is all about how ‘big’ our son’s manhood looks on the u/s pic and how he takes after his dad…until I remind him of how small a baby boy’s penis is at this point, lol. Oh the fun never ends…

Post # 15
2321 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@PatientBee:  Lol! Actually, believe it or not, your I am your DH!

And I feel that is because of the way my Darling Husband is. He is wayyyyyyyyyy TOO optimistic. And my pessimism is counteracting that. But because he is just over the top positive, I am below the bottom negative. Frown

Post # 16
2321 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@PatientBee: “ @PatientBee:  Lol! Actually, believe it or not, your I am your DH!

I just re-read that. Sounds wrong but funny. Lol!

Or maybe I AM your Darling Husband. Stalkin’ you on the Bee. Checking to see what kinda dirty laundry you are airin’ abt our marriage for the whole world to see. *Evil laugh*

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