(Closed) Funny Things He Said While TTC

posted 7 years ago in TTC
Post # 62
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Brilliant thread!! So funny!! I think this might actually be my favourite thread EVER

Post # 63
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

this thread is amazing. posting to follow for when it’s our turn!

Post # 65
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Helper bee

The following exchange happened a few nights ago, and I knew I had to find this thread and post it…

Me: Ok, now I just have to keep my hips up for a little bit.

DH: (to the tune of that “Dynamite” song) I put my hips up in the air sometimes, saying Ayo, don’t let those sperms go! 

I just about DIED laughing. ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 66
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Hahaha – these are all awesome! 

Well, my DH came up behind me last week and gave me a hug and said “How’s your timer doing?” and I must have given him a really strange look and he said “You know, your oven timer? How’s it going?” – really he was wondering how close we are getting to FW, but it was hilarious that he referred to it as my “oven timer”…..  ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 66
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

Thought I’d revive this thread when my husband said something funny today!

I got a positive OPK and told him. He asked what it meant. I explained to him that I would ovulate soon and it is best if the sperm are there waiting as they undergo a little transformation (kept it simple for him). He said, “Ohhh, so they need to be waiting at the door! Like standing in line to get in at the club!!” I laughed so hard! and said EXACTLY!

(for the record, we don’t go clubbing. Maybe that’s why I thought it was so funny.)

Post # 67
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Helper bee

Ever since we started TTC, after he “finishes” he says “package delivered” lol all proud of himself. I have started calling him my UPS man, cause he’s always delivering me packages lol. 

Post # 68
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

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CocoLoco523:  Ha, I missed this thread the first time round but I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes laughing out loud! ๐Ÿ™‚ We’ve just started TTC and I’m looking forward to seeing what my DH comes out with.

Post # 69
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

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LaPetiote:  I love this thread too! I’m sure your husband will come up with something silly. ๐Ÿ™‚ 

Post # 70
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I was talking to my husband about charting and I mentioned that I got a basal body temperature thermometer. He was all confused and asked why I needed a thermometer, so I told him that’s how you chart.

Him: “I thought we could just do the rhythm method?”

Me: “Do you even know what the rhythm method is?”

Him: “Of course. It’s when you just don’t have sex… when you’re… in the rhythm…”

Me: “Oh, and what rhythm would that be?”

Him: “…. The rhythm is gonna get you! The rhythm is gonna get you!”

Post # 71
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

YIP, Back in april when I stopped BC I started taking pre-natals and he looks at the bottle and says (sound it out as it looks and say it slowly cause thats what happened lol)…. “whats a preh-neh-tall?” lol

right after I stopped BC (and I mean the first week so there was no O….no nothing, I just started charting etc)…we BD and I had already explained to him it could take a while for my cycle to start up again, and the next morning he was like “are you pregnant?”…. ummmm…no!

how do you know? …..pppppretty darn sure lol

so we BD the week after and honestly I was pretty sure there was no O and he said the same thing…..when I said nah not yet… he looks at me with scrunched up eyebrows kinda like “what? are you kidding me?”

hahahaha

Post # 72
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

This thread is so funny. Although I do have to admit that I was aa clueless as they are before learning so much on the bee!

Post # 73
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

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Mars62312:  hahahaha I have a new one from last night….. I was cooking dinner (and it was the first official night of actual TTC BD) ….he looks at me and says “so are you in heat yet?” lol

Post # 74
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Loving this thread. Am reading and stifling giggles cos I don’t really want to explain what I’m reading…

Got pre-natal vitamins for mt DH, which he refers to as his ‘sperm vitamins’! 

Post # 75
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

I love this thread!!

 

We won’t start TTC until after our October wedding but whenever we talk about Fiance thinks it is going to be so easy. He talks about how fertile he thinks we are. He was telling me that once we decide it’s time he will just “put a baby in me” and then it will be done. It makes me laugh that he thinks about it so casually lol 

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