(Closed) Funny Things Kids Say!

posted 8 years ago in Babies
Post # 3
395 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

that is rediculously adorable 😀 I LOVE how little kids are so unashamed of what they have to say

I’ve got one!: So I babysit my neighbors young graddaughter during the summer and she had recently gotten a puppy… One day we are outside on the lawn playing when the mailman walks by

Girl: Hi mailman!! Hi!

MM: Hello 🙂

Girl: This is MadameLady! Shes my babysitter and she’s a girl!

MM: Mmhmm *keeps doing his job*

Girl: And this is my puppy! He’s a boy because he has a PENIS!!

MadameLady: :O

Needless to say we had a lovely little chat about what is and isn’t appropriate to scream at people

Post # 4
2829 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011


omg my son used to do this ALL the time. “You’re a boy because you have a PENIS! And you’re a girl because you have a VAGINA!”  And he would be so proud of it too! all the while I’m going “FML !!”

Post # 5
1810 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I am a nanny and when the (almost) 4 year old I watch gets mad at me, he says, “Jenni, you’re a BAD BOY!” Hahahahah!!! I always say, “But I’m not a boy… I’m a girl.” To which he replies, “No, Jenni, you’re not a girl. You’re a boy… a BAD boy.” Omg, makes me laugh.

Post # 6
1537 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011


A couple of years ago the children at one of the pre-schools in our town all (but 3 out of 12) got pinworms. (I was since told this story after the fact…) Well, I guess our friends (who had a 4 year old in the school) were concerned about whether or not they also caught the pinworms from their daughter. My girlfriend proceeded to “check” her husband to make sure he wasn’t infected as well..

THIS IS THE KICKER: We’re all sitting around one night and our friend’s daughter comes in the room and says with a giggle, “guess what!! I saw mommy checking daddy’s butt with a flashlight!” Hahahah needless to say our friends were embarassed….

Post # 7
1537 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Haha oh no I’m dissapointed that ther weren’t more people to join in the humiliation of my friends!! lol.

Post # 8
565 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

i was with my BM’s trying on dresses at David’s Bridal (horrible store) and one of my BM’s had her two kids in a stroller.  her 3 year old son called out to me

“<myname> come here!”  like a demand, so i walk over to the stroller, he smiles at me sweetly, and says “you really need to get me out of here!”  lol.  he’s so funny.

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