Post # 77
Me: Aww hun, our third photographer fell through.
Him: It’ll be okay, babe. Don’t stress too much over it. We’ll find another one.
Me: I can go back to our first choice… but they’re REALLY expensive.
Him: Like, how expensive? A thousand bucks expensive?
Him: *complaining* I really don’t see the point.
Me: Well then give me the gun and I’ll do it myself.
Him: *pout, clings onto the scanner* No. *proceeds to scan Tassimo machine*
Post # 78
@esordera: I have to be honest – I would rather have a wedding pie.
Post # 79
@Moja Milosc: I was laughing about your post and Fiance asked what it was, I told him your FI’s ideas and he sees nothing wrong with it. Apparently this makes sense in a man’s brain. I hope they come out great. 🙂
Post # 80
@Jamcnair: hahaha classic man answer. i’m cracking up.
Post # 81
@Masala: That seriously made me giggle uncontrollably.
While watching How I Met Your Mother, I think it went kind of like this:
Him: Can I wear something like that?
Me: Like what?
Him: Like Barney’s suit there.
Me: Um… I mean, if you want to, I guess. Why, for what?
Him: For when we get married!
Me: Ohhh! Yeah, that looks good, totally.
Yeah, so I’m a dork and had NO idea what he was talking about at any stage of the game. (I mean, it’s good by me, it’s a great suit.)
Post # 82
Fiance literally just asked
Fiance: we are not feeding each other cake at the wedding are we?
Me: Welll we are definately not smashing it in each others faces
Fiance: No i mean all we do it cut the cake right? People don’t actually feed each other do they?
Fiance: I have never been to a wedding where they feed each other cake
Me: EVERYONE feeds each other cake at their wedding….you just were too drunk to remember
Fiance: Wait so your telling me I have to feed you cake?
Seriously? WHO DOES NOT KNOW THAT YOU FEED EACH OTHER CAKE AFTER YOU CUT IT?
Post # 83
My Fiance, when talking about my wedding hair a few months after getting engaged, requested that I not have a hairstyle that looks like “a loaf of bread.” I don’t know exactly what styles these are, but I promised that my hair would not look like bread.
Post # 84
@SadieBee: haha, I bet he meant a french twist
Post # 85
Fiance and I are both horrible procrastinators so when we first started planning I printed out a checklist to help keep us on task. While reading over it with him I came to an item that said something about the groom. Fiance says, “The groom. That’s me, right?” I just sighed and said, “Yes, dear, that’s you.” Later he had to ask who the offiant was. Oy, men!
Post # 86
@SadieBee: LOL! I love how it seems that all mens’ request for the bridal look somehow compare things to food.
Post # 87
@Zusie: my Fiance was obsessed with having a theme at first… lol. I’d constantly hear, “but does that go with our theme?” I wasn’t even sure what our theme exactly was.
My Fi did not want to be involved in the registry process. After opening up some gifts he looked at me and said, “honey you did good. I really like this stuff.”… Oh, I’m so glad dear.
When I was looking at dresses, he said “I will think you’re beautiful no matter what it looks like, and as long as it comes off easily at the end of the night…”
He too was confused as to why he needed to purchase a second ring.
Post # 88
@mwitter80: When I was dress shopping today, I tried on a dress that most definitely looked like a cupcake! And I thought of this thread, lol.
@HotPinkFire: I was looking through tux options and saw an old West style tux, and the model was wearing cowboy boots and hat and everything. I immediately thought of Fiance, and made the mistake of telling him about it. He said, “They make those!? That’s it, that’s my tux.” Haha, no. Sorry, but no. We are NOT having an old West theme. Nothing against those who do but that’s just too themed for me.
Post # 89
@SadieBee: that is too cute! i think he means and updo with a bunch of curls. i see how it looks like a basket of rolls.
Post # 90
there’s been a couple that have made me go W.T.F ?! Who IS this man?
First, there was the “I’m just not a navy blue kind of guy” ….um. sorry what?
Then there was that lovely comment about how … oh i can’t remember at the moment but trust me, it was equally stupid.
And thirdly (and most recently) when I floated the idea of having a framed chalkboard as our table seating chart, he immediately remarked (again!) “I’m just not a chalkboard kind of guy” Who the EFF says that?!
Post # 91
I laughed at all of these…
when we first started looking at rings, I told him i wanted a marquise… he didn’t know… so no big deal, I showed him what I meant he said to me… oh you mean FOOTBALL shaped!!!
He wanted to know why we couldn’t just email people to invite them and why they needed to RSVP… if they want to come, they would just show up!
I have always wanted a black and white wedding with no other colors… I said to him, is black and white ok with you? He says, NO! I said well what colors do you want… he didn’t know, but he could tell me that he didn’t want colors like his brother had… (green and lilac)… he wants the men only in black and white… no other colors… OK, then you are with me in the wanting a black and white wedding! He proceeded to tell me that he didn’t care what colors the girls wore and they could wear whatever they wanted! EEEKKKK!!
Most recently, I asked him if he wanted to look at wedding bands… his respone was, are you ready to turn in your ring… I said turn in what ring? he responded, your engagement ring… dear, why would I have to do that?? Him, well thats what the exchange program is… you turn it in and they give you a wedding back in place of the other ring… AHHH NO!! Not how it works…