(Closed) Funny wedding clueless stories

posted 4 years ago in Beehive
Post # 2
4415 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

When I went to my first appointment at a bridal salon to try on dresses, I had no idea how the whole thing worked. I mean ZERO clue. So I walk in and start rifling through the racks of dresses and am totally confused — where are the sizes? I tell the consultant my size, and she kinda nods like she doesn’t give a shit. Starts pulling dresses and I’m like, wait, what size are all these? She tells me they’re a 12 and I’m even more confused. A 12 will not fit me! It took embarrassingly long for it to dawn on me that you don’t actually buy the dress you try on in the store — you order your dress. And no matter what size you are, you try on a 12 with the clamps on the back.

That bridal consultant must have thought I was a grade A moron.

Post # 3
860 posts
Busy bee

When I mentioned maybe having a groom’s cake my Fiance thought i meant that he wasn’t allowed to eat the wedding cake!

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