Post # 1
I’m sitting at my desk eating lunch and my coworker walks in to talk to me as he is waiting on the bathroom to become available.
He goes, “I wish they’d hurry up! I’m itchy down there and need to use my powder.” ..he then pulls out a thing of Gold Bond from his pocket and proceeds to tell me how he gets itchier down there when the weather starts to cool down but that the Gold Bond really helps.
WHAT THE HELL. WHAAAAAAAAAAT.
I can’t make this crap up, you guys.
Post # 4
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Some people just dont care what comes out of their mouth.
Post # 5
Why would he ever think that was acceptable to say out loud? Even if my Fiance said that I’d give him the side eye
Post # 6
I sure hope he didn’t do it in front of you? ewww.
Post # 7
OH GROSS!!!! ….
you should do something evil back. .. like putting little bottles of his powder on his desk or on the roof of his car. Sorry my last job I worked with 14 guys, the practical jokes and trying to embarrass each other was out of control.
Post # 8
I mean, you would think his itching would increase in warmer weather. 🙂
I tend to take things in a very matter a factly way. Then my husband and I have a good laugh later on.
Post # 9
Ummm Ewwww!!! I swear! No one has any shame these days!
Post # 10
This just made me spit soda! Baahahaha!
Post # 12
@pokie45: Oh my gosh! Super awkward.
Post # 13
Nasty! Really, what do you say to something like that??? I once had a coworker tell me she wasn’t wearing any underwear…and she was wearing a dress. Seriously, I didn’t need to know!
Post # 14
Um… I don’t even know what I would have said in response! Probably would have mumbled “good luck with that” and run away…
Post # 15
That is so disgusting I don’t even know what to say!