- 6 years ago
- Wedding: April 2018
I love my sister…LOVE HER! Intensly and without limit, that will never be our problem, but she is making me insane! She’s been engaged a mere three weeks, 3! Today I’m talking to her on the phone and she asks me, “At your wedding, were you freaked out about getting food on your dress?” the fact is I was, I mean, how often do you wear white, white satin? And napkins just aren’t big enough with all the skirt you have sometimes, so I say, “Well, yeah, maybe we could get some cheap white satin and make like a big napkin-” I don’t even get to finish my sentence, she starts screaming, “No! No! That’s not happening! NOOOOO!” so I’m shocked, she’s never spoken to me that way, and I’m especially surprised since I just cannot think what the problem would be anyway…and she asked, so I was just trying to help….I start to talk again, “Like a napkin?” she screams, “No!” over the phone again…so I just sit there waiting for her to regroup…finally after a few minutes she’s like, “I’m in a weird mood today.”
And yesterday, after she freaks out because the venue she checked out over the weekend didn’t do it for her, I take the time to find some really cool, gothic looking places here in the city, because that’s kind of the flavor of her wedding…we’ve got some old buildings and mansions here in Denver, so I tell her what I found, “I cannot stand the idea of getting married in the city!” so now I’m confused, because her Fiance asked me if I could find any places close by, which I did…so I tell her that, she replies, “He’s wrong, WE want to get married in the mountains!” “Ok, well gothic mountain stuff just doesn’t exist, so which is it? Gothic or Mountains?” “Mountains, we can decorate it to look gothic”
Yeah, everything in the mountains here is filled with antlers, it’s the weirdest thing, if deer and elk ever become intelligent enough to launch an attack on humans, they’re going to start here, because we have all of their horns…I’m too tired to argue, I’m completely confused by all of this and I sincerely don’t understand…is this normal bridal behavior? Asking for help and then chastising someone for giving it to you???? What do you do? If she asks me again for something or an opinion I’ll be horrified to give it to her since she has no problem freaking out if I don’t give her the answer she wants…but if I say no she’ll flip too!
This is so sadistic, HELP!