(Closed) Goofy Pet Names…. for your Pets.

posted 6 years ago in Pets
Post # 3
204 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Snack pack


Rox star (her name is Roxie)

Big Rox (even though she’s a 10 lbs. dog. My friend always says it makes her sound like the scary chick you would buy cigerettes from in prison.)

Smoosh Face

Baby Rox


Little Munch

Clearly we’re a little too obsessed.

Post # 4
2651 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

the dogs:

Artie : Doggie doggie, Arti-mouse/ Mouse, Pooplet, Doggie doo  puplet.
Apollo: Boober-roo, Moose, Little man, Baby boy, Pisser ( when he pees on the floor, hes olny 4 months) Little thing ( Fiance because he cannot remember his name)

The Ferrets/ weasels

weasy: Weasy-woo, Squesay, Sneasy, Weeseslet,bandit

Ares: Weasel of war, butterball, fat man, whitey


His name is Jasper Ignatious Proudfin the Third.

FI’s Bearded Dragons

Ceaser: Waldo, little guy

Krypto: Spaz, stinky, floater, smelly




Post # 5
14497 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

His name is Duke, but we end up calling him…

Dukie bear, dukie monster, dukie dog
Puppy face
Duke the investigator
Nosey butt

Post # 6
2114 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

I call my dog little muffin bum and peanut head on a daily basis. 

Post # 7
4355 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Our dog’s name is Piper and we call her

– pipes

– puppy pants

– poochie pants (ya, I don’t know where the pants part came from)

– puppy girl

So far that’s all but we’ve only had her 3 months.

Post # 8
378 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2008

For Charlie (a girl Charlie) we have:
Princess Charles
Princess Charles Le Roux (my personal favorite)
Charlie Brown
Charlize Theron 
Little Girl 
Charlie Sue
Bratty Brat (when she’s being a brat, obviously)
Crazy Girl

For Helo we have:
Helo James Potter My-Maiden-Name My-Husband’s-Last-Name (this is his full formal name, of course)
Buddy (other variations include: Little Buddy and Buddy Boy)
Little Boy
The rapist (um, he likes to lick our faces quite forcefully)
Our Little Sleepy Man
Rocket Man (this makes no sense, I realize, but still) 




Post # 9
6473 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011 - Sydney, Australia

Oscar is our oldest.. he gets lots of special names. 😉

Tubster <– he’s a little on the tubby side!
Sir Oscar <– his full name is Oscar Winston the First, hehe

Evie is the newest, and she gets all kind of names, since she’s so cute.

Baby girl

Post # 10
1444 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

We call our dog “Poopers”, “The Poopy”, “Snuffle-pup-agus”, “Booger”, and “The Nuk-ster” (his name is Nanuk). I thought it was cute you use another version of Snuffleupagus, OP!! 🙂

Post # 11
2114 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

@Mrs Hedgehog: I think your dog is probably going through an identity crisis , lol. 

Post # 12
14495 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

When they are acting spoiled, which is alot, I call them both Brat Rats, because they are rat terriors.

Post # 13
2280 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

My uncle has a tradition of giving the family pets ridiculous names. The family dog, modestly named Sly, became Slybonovitch Yorgatch El Chenko! The cat, Everest, also got a great name, but I’m blanking on it. I wish I could remember it, it was equally entertaining!

Post # 14
1660 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Oh we’re ridiculous! We have so many names for our pup, Hailey…

Hales (we call her this more than anything else)

Hailey girl


Hailstorm (when she’s hyper)

Halesibob (no idea where that came from)

Little girl

Sweet girl



Everyone’s nicknames are so cute!

Post # 15
2542 posts
Sugar bee

My cat’s name is Nuit, and we call her:

Puddin’ Pants
Stinky Bottom
Stinky Britches
Chubby Tubster  

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