Post # 1
…for those of you following this epic saga.
As you may recall, the game was called last week on account of weather and divine intervention on the part of Grappy McGrope. Today, though, appears to be moderate and Boyfriend or Best Friend seems to think the game will continue as scheduled.
Everyone’s advice is swirling around in my head and I’m trying to come up with witty responses that don’t involve yelling, hitting, scratching, spitting, hair-pulling, biting or putting my foot up her ass.
Boyfriend or Best Friend is on-board with snubbing her to see if that is a big enough hint to keep her little hands to herself. In the event that method is unsuccessful, I’m absolutely taking submissions for clever one-liners. As you may have noticed, I am not above low-blows in light of her behavior.
Post # 3
@badabing88: You’re such a tease! I got all excited that there was a game last night!!
Post # 4
@badabing88: Haha! I have no advice but I want to follow this thread. Can’t wait for the update.
* munching popcorn *
Post # 5
how about sport based one liners?
-“i’d hit that (her)… With a baseball bat.”
-have him quit the team and join a different one and tell her “he’s out of your league”
sorry, I’m not good with the one-liners but I thought sports based might be fun lol.
Hope she’s got over herself for tonight..
Post # 7
I don’t think you should have to do any yelling, screaming, hair-pulling, etc… This is all in your BF’s hands, really. I play on a coed recreational sports team and though I’m sure steam would be coming out of DH’s ears if he saw a guy behaving (with me) the way Miss Gropesalot does with your guy, it’s really up to the person being hit on to be like “hey, weirdo, cut it out, your desperation is leaking all over the place”. Looking forward to hearing what happens because Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season is over, and I need my fix of other people’s drama
Post # 8
@badabing88: Seriously, just wave to her and blow her a kiss.
I can’t wait to hear an update after tonight though!
Post # 9
Tagging for an update later.
Post # 10
Tell her that she is agile, like a cat. She also rubs her scent off onto your hubby like a cat. Too bad he thinks cats smell, or in his words ‘ I smelt like egg for two days after our last game, damn cats!’.
Post # 11
@Sunfire: I was just looking for my popcorn! Can I sit next to you?
Post # 12
Ah, the saga continues, I love it! Keep us posted!
Post # 13
I got all excited and even let out a little “yay!” when I saw this come up. Yesss. Can’t wait to see what happens.
Post # 14
@MissCoCo: DIED lol I will totally do this
Following for later 🙂
Post # 15