Post # 1
I saw this on my friend’s FB and I just had to share, it sure brought a grin to my face hihi
Letter to husband – you’ll love the p.s.
My darling husband, Before you return …from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
Post # 4
Mua hahaha that is grand 🙂
Post # 7
haha, I love it!! I think that is about the equivalent of if what I would do. Before hubs and I were serious, we got into a huge fight (oh, how I wish I would have known the emotional torture of being fwb!) at the bar one night, and he kissed a girl that we both knew, right in front of me. She had no idea we were “together”, but I know he did it to spite me. So, I ran outside and took out my car key and put a huge scratch in the hood of his car (he was getting his whole car repainted shortly after, and the hood was already really messed up anyway). He ran out a minute later and I slapped him in the face and left. Well, that was the night we both realized that we were way wrong, and if we wanted to give this a shot, we needed to act like adults and be with just each other.
Funny though, because when him and his friends were starting to fix all the dents and dings (they all worked in a body shop at the time) I ran my finger down the line and asked if he knew how it got there. He said he had no idea, so I said, “You remember the one night at the bar we got into that huge fight and you kissed _____ and I ran outside? Well, I used my Mazda key and put that scratch there.” He just laughed and was so glad that it was before the new paint job! All his friends said they knew to never mess with me after hearing that 🙂
Post # 8
@MrsSl82be: hahaha that’s awesome!
Post # 11
Oh gosh! Didn’t see that one coming.
Post # 15
AHAHAHAA! This is so funny. Makes you wonder how you would react in a time like that. Is it bad to say I don’t think I’d be mad enough to do that?
Post # 16
@MrsSl82be: I would, however, totally do this.