- 8 years ago
- Wedding: January 2013
So, first thought upon seeing these: Holy cow, what beautiful videos. These must have cost an arm and a leg.
Second thought: a supermodel and a decorator. Could they possibly be more photogenic? Could the details of their wedding be more beautiful? Their wedding photos are going to be perhaps even more ridiculously perfect than this video.
Third thought: Ew, “exotic” taxidermy as a decoration. I seriously do not understand how anyone could want a dead animal as a decoration. Gross. No jealousy over that. Has such an imperialism-era sort of crude pompousness.
Fourth thought: why on earth would you release a twenty-minute film of your wedding to the public? *lackofprivacyintechnologyageheebiejeebies*
So, what do you guys think? This is obviously one quality bit of wedding porn. But I also have that seething jealousy-hate because Coco Rocha’s super thin, outrageously photogenic (and obviously very, very used to being in front of the camera), and had the epitome of a fairy tale castle wedding with the beautifully produced video to prove it. Sigh. I’m just going to go be bitter in my corner, mumbling crap about how the divorce is coming in five years or less…