Have you seen a neighbour naked / has a neighbour seen you ?

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Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 1969 - City, State

Nothing to add but this thread really cracked me up. Hope to read more of! 

Post # 18
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Busy bee

I couldn’t help but think of Ugly Naked Guy from Friends! LOL

Post # 19
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Busy bee

Also, had to LOL at the title from this video… “Ugly Naked Guy Best Bits”…. LOL

Post # 20
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

merighthere : My husband loves sausages and BBQs but this guy has put him right off both….😂 😂 

I think the office are secretly hoping this guy accidentally singes his man sausage and learns to wear at least an apron between a hot BBQ and his man bits.

Post # 21
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Bumble bee

I sail, and when you’re in the sailing world you sort of get to know entirely new “neighborhoods” on the water and recognize people’s vessels like they are homes or cars.  It’s always fun to greet and acknowledge friends on the waterway, and people in the summer have a really relaxed way of behaving.  It isn’t like racing/cruising/motorboats where people pack up coolers of beer and speed around all day. Sailors tend to want to just chill somewhere in a cove no one knows about.

Once, we were coming up in a cove to drop anchor to rest and swim, and we saw a vessel of a friend of ours.  Voices carry over water pretty far, so the dog from his boat heard us and immediately jumped off the boat and started swimming to us in his little life jacket.  At this point, we notice that the 60yo friend and his girlfriend of the moment are lying on the deck butt naked. The woman is mortified and runs off down below.  The guy stands up and waves to us, stuff flapping, and starts having a chat.  He beckons our boat closer and the dog is determined to get on board with us so we have no choice but to hoist the dog up into our boat and come along side his boat and have a long chat with him while he stands swinging in the breeze, no cares in the world.  His girlfriend refused to show her face.  He offered us a drink.  I think we were there for an hour just anchor dropped next to Captain Naked, chatting about life.  After a while, he was so relaxed about the whole thing that I forgot how weird it was.  

Sometimes I wonder if girlfriend tells the story about how she was caught naked and had to hide for an hour when her guy of the moment had a casual chat with people she didn’t know.  Sometimes I wonder what other boats thought when they saw two boats along side each other with some naked guy just chilling talking to a random couple.  Sometimes I want to live this guy’s life because he has zero cares in the world and that seems to be a great way to live life.

 

Post # 22
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

We live on the first floor of a restored Victorian in a big city, so not a lot of privacy… our living room bay windows overlook an alley and I could reach out our window to touch our neighbor’s, easily. That said, I usually try to at least wrap myself in a towel if I’m dashing across the living room. I got out of the shower once and walked to the bedroom, forgetting the blinds were up. My UPS guy was standing right there on the porch. I awkwardly walked backwards out of the bedroom, but he definitely saw me. I was just going to hide out in the living room until he left but then the doorbell rang… I really needed the package! So I grabbed my robe and went out there, beet red, I’m sure. Oh well! 

Post # 23
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

These stories are cracking me upI immediately thought of Ugly Naked Guy from Friends, too – just from the title of the thread!! haha!

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