(Closed) Having gas around your SO.

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 107
3339 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2013 - Rhode Island

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@Kate0558:  LMAO!!!!!  OMG!!!!  This had me laughing hysterically in my office so that people were asking if I was okay.  LOL!  So freaking funny!  (And so true).

Post # 108
1460 posts
Bumble bee

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@adoc86:  +1

I don’t fart in front of SO because I don’t fart in front of anyone. It’s just the way I was raised and being in a relationship doesn’t negate that. I also think it’s pretty rude, why on earth would I want to smell someone else’s released gas or make them have to smell mine? Fiance will sometimes let one pass around me and we’ll get a chuckle out of it because he just swears up and down he couldn’t hold it but he knows how I feel about it. Natural or not, if you aren’t sick, go to another room or at least excuse yourself as a warning to me!

Post # 109
2319 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

DH passes it in front of me. Not vice-versa. Part of the reason being it’s REALLY HARD for me to pass gas at all. IT just doesn’t come out. Undecided Most times I will go to another room on the pretense of going to get something from there and do it. I just feel comfortable doing it that way. It’s not my comfort level with DH. It’s my comfort level with myself. I don’t want to pass gas in front of ANYONE if I can help it. If I can’t help it, I can apologize for it. That’s abt all.

Post # 110
771 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

We play ‘top trumps trumps’ where we score each other on volume, melody, duration and stench. 

Post # 111
2092 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

I try to hold them in, I feel very comfortable around him but I just don’t like when people pass gas right in front of me so I try not to as well… If I can I will go outside and say, “I just want some fresh air,” then I let it go, otherwise if it accidentally comes out and he asks if I “tooted” (as he says) I will get defensive and embarrassed and say, “Im HUMAN, what did you think I farted–glitter and unicorns? At least MINE don’t kill all the living beings within a 5 mile radius!”

Post # 112
395 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2015

wr fart proudly anywhere.  kinda an underling competition. … lol

Post # 113
2268 posts
Buzzing bee

My SO likes to pretend that woman don’t fart.

I like to remind him that they do.

If he is allowed to fart in front of me because if he holds it in he gets “bloated and uncomfortable”, why should I be forced to be bloated and uncomfortable simply because he likes to pretend that woman don’t fart.

Post # 114
313 posts
Helper bee

I disagree with the notion that you have to fart and burp around people to be “truly comfortable” with them. Out of respect for him, I do not do those things in front of him (unless they can be done silently, lol). If something slips, I say excuse me. If I can’t control it, I’ll go to the bathroom or something. Sorry for your dilemma, OP, I know that’s super uncomfortable 🙁

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