(Closed) He Downloaded an “Intimacy Calculator…”

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@aliavenue:  This seems like something Fi would do… MEN… atleast it worked in your favor! 🙂

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

now thats funny!

so you have gone from “never” to more than the average.. men!

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Haha… SO funny!

Post # 6
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

That’s too funny.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

This is hilarious. I don’t think my Darling Husband would ever say we don’t have sex often, but I can relate to having something “never” happen when it really happens all the time.

Post # 9
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2011

That’s pretty funny!

I tracked ours on my cycle tracker app when we were ntnt/ttc! It was kind of funny b/c just last night Darling Husband asked me when we conceived so I went back and looked at that month & both of us were pretty surprised how “active” we were…. Sadly, pregnancy DEFINITELY happened to our “intimacy calendar” lol. =/

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Am I the only one who wants to know what app this is so I can try it? LOL

Post # 11
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@MrsBlueSeptember:  NO!!! Call me strange, but I think it’s kind of cool. I used to add our stats to “Ijustmadelove.com” 

Why not? It’s all in good fun.

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

@MrsBlueSeptember:  Curiousity got the best of me. iPhone has ‘a sexulator’ that seems to fit the description. Lol.

@aliavenue:  That’s hilarious! He can never complain again. 🙂

ETA- we tied! Haha

Post # 14
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@aliavenue:  DRAT! Darling Husband has the iphone! That’s a pretty amusing name…. “sexulator” hahahahaa!

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

i teach sexuality, so no tracker needed. i know most of the averages already. if you want to make him feel better, look up how long sex (depend on where the info is from , “sex” is sometimes not defined or they usually are heterosexist and mean PIV) lasts. I have some numbers at home that compare times for diferent xointriws

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