(Closed) he found a strand of my hair…

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Has your significant other found your hair in his/her butt crack?
    Yes : (66 votes)
    52 %
    No : (47 votes)
    37 %
    I found THEIR hair in MY butt crack : (6 votes)
    5 %
    Not Yet : (9 votes)
    7 %
  • Post # 3
    3357 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2012

    my Darling Husband says my hair gets absolutely everywhere and within seconds of me going near the object/item/crevice/floor/ceiling .. so whatever you can think of, my hair has been there XD

    Post # 4
    9824 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper

    Not what I was expecting when I opened this thread!

    *Backs out slowly*

    Post # 5
    10571 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: January 2011

    He’s never said so, but it wouldn’t surprise me.  I find my own hair in my butt crack all the time, especially after showering.  I have really long hair so as any comes out while washing it, it tends to stick to me instead of just flowing down the drain.

    Post # 6
    2488 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    ha. asked. Fi said yes. from the bath lol. he was so like.. ‘this is just normal converstaion.’ oh man he is so cool with everything … if i’d been in his place i might have just lied lol. I’m awkward like that though.

    Post # 7
    1262 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2014

    Hahaha not butt crack that I am aware of…But I have found a strand of my hair wrapped around his peen when I was going down on him. That’s never sexy.

    Post # 8
    265 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2015

    Mine gets everywhere when it’s long, and it has a golden tint to it, so it shows up pretty obnoxiously. I did laundry yesterday, and found it all over my SO’s clothes while I was folding. They had JUST come out of the dryer and my hair was up. I don’t understand it.

    Post # 9
    4327 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: January 1992

    I have Hashimoto’s disease, and a symptom of it is excessive hair loss…. there is no crack or crevice great or small that my hair has not traveled to the depths of. My hair has probably been in your boyfriend’s butt crack too.


    ETA: Seriously, the strangest place I have seen my hair…. this is embarrassing…. but my cat came bounding out of the litter box room, and started scooting her butt on the carpet like crazy. Turns out when she was, um, going… she was in the middle of passing one of my hairs, but it just got stuck there. I had to physically pull it out of her butt. Gross! ***Don’t eat my hair, cat!***

    Post # 10
    2831 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    Ha this is so funny!… My hair gets everywhere, always in his mouth. LOL sometimes I won’t even be with him but i’ll be talking to him on the phone; I’ll hear him say “dammit babe! I got a strand of your hair in my mouth!”

    Post # 11
    7753 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: November 1999

    Did you do fold the laundry? Sometimes it gets in when I do that. Most disgusting thing is every now and then a hair of mine ends up in our food.

    Post # 14
    2233 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    @StuporDuck:  LOL. 

    I must be eating my own hair and not be aware of it at all. That’s all I’m going to say. 

    I’ve been losing my hair like crazy the last few weeks, it’s like I’m shedding! Ugh!

    Post # 15
    4352 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    @StuporDuck:  My dog eats my hair too. Her poop is connected by these thin translucent things that could only possibly be my long blonde hair….

    Post # 16
    2305 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: April 2016

    I have long red hair and I lose it EVERYWHERE. It’s so funny the places that we find it. Examples include the dishwashing detergent (he once poured it, it was clogged, and when he tried to clear it pulled some of my hair out!); wrapped around his Xbox controller, in our sink, our cats eating it (never had to pull it out though haha), and repetly in his shampoo bottle. 

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