Member- VioletVeil
- 8 years ago
I totally flunked a STATS quiz today even after spending hours studying. So I was feeling very moody when I came home to bf this afternoon. This is how he inadvertently cheered me up just now.
I told bf that I flunked and I was grouchy and he gave me a hug and kiss and lots of sympathy. I was already feeling better, but as we broke our embrace, I noticed that something was just a little “off” in his facial region… I asked him “Baby…what did you do?” He responded by rubbing his face and muttering “I shaved in the shower.” Which is guy code for “I didn’t use a mirror while brandishing a razor about my face and neck.” It turns out that he totally butchered his facial hair. Like 1/4 of the right side of his mustache is gone and his beard looks a little tiny and misshapen. I wasn’t going to laugh…I didn’t mean to laugh… But it looks like his mustache is running away.
I know, it’s mean, but trust me–I would not be spared the chuckles if I did something equally misguided that resulted in one of my eyebrows missing or a lopsided haircut. I will make sure to give him some sympathy too. At least it will grow back fast. I didn’t think I’d feel better so quickly. 
