- 7 years ago
- Wedding: January 1993
So last night I was having a dream. In the dream I walked into a priest’s house because I thought that I was possessed and wanted the priest to help me. When I walked in and saw the priest at his desk, I went CRAZY! I charged him making this loud growling ‘rawr’ sound and tried to stab him with (of all things) an eyebrow pencil.
I woke up to my Darling Husband over me with this WTF look on his face.
Apparently he was the priest.
He said I woke him up making this odd ‘Whoo whoo-ing sound” three times, and then all of a sudden it changed to a ‘rawr’. By then he said he was concerned that something was wrong so he sat up to try and wake me up. At that point he said I tried to ‘launch’ myself at him, arms up and ‘rawr’-ing away.
That’s when I woke up. When he told me the story I couldn’t stop laughing. We had slept with the windows open and he hoped no one was out and about yet or they would have wondered WTH was going on.
It was pretty funny, but just in case, while I was using the bathroom I said “Jesus Christ” to make sure I wasn’t actually possessed.
Poor Darling Husband didn’t know he was marrying a crazy woman who would attack him in his sleep!