Post # 1
Yesterday I was at the grocery store and they only had 3-4 lanes open so the wait was INSANE.
I was standing in line seriously almost 45 minutes listening to this elderly man talk about his war stories from Korea etc while I was reading a gossip magazine. Just out of habit I looked up when a bunch of girls started walking my way.
The girl up front had on these pants that were so ripped up it was kinda pointless to even have them on. a hideous pair of cowboy boots tucked into her pants like they do the UGG boots, and a hooters shirt on. She had fried platinum hair and a fake tan the same shade as acarrotpumpkin. I kid you not. I was kinda in a daze and was just taking the whole look in and out of nowhere her snotty self blurts out really loud
“WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT ME?!”
the old man behind me stops mid sentence and says directly to her
” Its because your orange honey!!!!!!!!!!”
OMG I bust out laughing. Everyone around us heard him say it and started laughing too. Even her little group of friends were cracking up.
Classic. So glad I was able to share the moment with that old man! LMAO 😀
Post # 3
@MrsRuby: Very funny! Why do people dress like that??
Post # 4
Haha! Something similar happened when I was out a few weeks ago. This girl in a super short dress was coming into the bar. That night it was about 30 degrees out and she was wearing this short, strapless tube dress with no tights, no coat and huge stripper heels. As she comes in she flips her hair screams “God, it’s FREEEEZING. Why am I so coooold??” A middle aged man turned to her and said “Uh, because you are practically naked. Put some pants on.” Everyone got a good laugh out of it but she was pretty darn embarassed!
Post # 5
@ladyartichoke: No idea. she just looked straight up trashy lol. Perhaps a few episodes of “What not to wear” would of helped her out haha.
@Legallyblondiebride: HAHAHA love it!
Post # 7
Hahaha this post made me laugh. I wish I could say those things to girls like that sometimes… lol
Post # 8
@MrsRuby: I work with geriatrics at the psych hospital (most of them are admitted with dementia with behavioral disturbances – such a shame) so I could tell you thousands of hilarious things they say almost every night.
There’s this little old lady who is probably 4’10”. She is so nasty. Very sarcastic, hits the staff, and ugh just the absolute worse. Well, Christmas morning she CLIMBED out of her chair (we have comfortable chairs for them to sit in and we put a tray on so they can’t get up without assistance since most are high fall risks). Anyways, I said something “look who’s walking around.” She turned around at me and said something like “oh you’re so smart. I’m walking around. Who would’ve thought?!” then proceeds to lift her legs up as she’s saying this. I couldn’t stop laughing. Later on, she looked at me (and I don’t remember if I said something to her, someone else or if it was random) and goes “YOU -points to her head- have a mental problem.” Hahahaha. That was the cherry on the top.
Gosh, I have so many funny stories. I can’t remember them right now, but I’ll think of this thread every time I do and hopefully have some to post soon. I’ll be back there Friday night.
Post # 9
The very 1st time I met my husbands family was at their Thanksgiving dinner. We walked in the door and the very first thing I hear is his grandma ask him “How old is she?” He answered “She is 22”, to which she exclaimed “She’s too young for you Jeff!” (He was 32 at the time) I didn’t know what to say.
That was 10 years ago and we have been happily married for over seven years. His grandma and I didn’t get along.
I keep telling everyone that when I get old I am going to say whatever I please, whenever I please. That is something I am really looking forward to.
Post # 10
@MrsRuby: That might have been my brother’s girlfriend… and sadly I’m not really kidding :/
So Grandma Dane was complaining at Thanksgiving dinner about the “dern foreigners” at the gas station down the street. My best friend (since we were 7 years old) is Asian and was sitting beside her as she went on her rant. She actually used the phrase “LITTLE BROWN PEOPLE”!!!!!!! Mom choked on a piece of ham, I nearly snorted wine out of my nose, everyone just stopped and stared at her. My very classy and witty friend said “What? I’m American- I was born in New York!”
So now everytime I see my grandma I tell her my little brown friend says hi!
Post # 11
I love old people.
DHs grandpa told me that I eat so much I should look like a hippopotamus 🙂
Post # 12
@MrsRuby: that’s an awesome story! haha
Post # 13
I was at Target Christmas Eve and there was an old old lady going through the christmas candy sale section. She was obviously having issues reading the packages. I just stopped and asked her if I could read that for her and asked what on the package she was looking for. She doesn’t like palm oil in her candy. There was alot of people there trying to get past, but come on people, she is old. She finally yelled at all of them ” Well not one of your rude asses stopped to help an old lady so you can just wait!” “Thank you dear” took her candy and walked off with me laughing so hard I was crying.
Post # 14
i love these!!!
@Rouquine: Oh your so smart! LMAO omg. im crying over here!
you HAVE to share more!
Post # 15
Hmm well my Mother-In-Law who is in her 60’s is full of statements that make you think “did she really just say that?”. Most recent one I can think of was telling her 7 year old granddaughter that if she didn’t start playing with the kids at school nobody was going to come to her birthday.
Post # 16
@tksjewelry: OMG. I love that woman. Old people can shame those around them like it’s their job lol.