(Closed) Hilarious Boyfriend to Husband Joke

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Post # 4
743 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Haha!  I love this!

Post # 5
2313 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

LMAOOOO at the Mother in Law app being a virus.

Post # 6
1227 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Ahahahaha! “Beer is a very bad program…” Pretty funny!

Post # 7
10851 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

Omg that is HILARIOUS!!! I love it!

Post # 8
2512 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

LOL my Fiance is a techy he will love this!

Post # 9
67 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: February 2013


Post # 10
11325 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

love it! I wonder what the girlfriend to wife tech support call looks like… might be equally hilarious 🙂

Post # 11
241 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2009

Damn it, I installed Mother-in-law.  Tech support, take me away!

Post # 12
6597 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

Love it!

Post # 13
2765 posts
Sugar bee

Hey CorgiTales – here you go!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Night football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I’m in a spot.


Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Flowers 2.2, Big Flowers 2.3 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Post # 15
2512 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011



I’m so excited to use this pic finally!

Post # 16
1927 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Absolutely hilarious!

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