(Closed) How do I tell him to wash his behind better?

posted 7 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 257
199 posts
Blushing bee

how in the crap are you going to get him to wax his butt, when he cant even wash his butt. WTF how is this still going on.

Post # 259
4531 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

Having a hairy crack is not an excuse for this. There is never a reason to put a finger up his butt hole with soap or gel.

If he has poop left there it is because he is not wiping properly post pooping. Perhaps he needs to be told to do this, then there is not so much of an issue with you being conderned about your loofahs getting fecal matter on them.

I am starting to feel like this is some sort of inside joke that I have not been privy to.

I think you should get him to read this whole post. Perhaps that will shame him into learning proper, basic hygiene practices that most 6 year olds have a firm grasp on.

Post # 260
8686 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

@Olivepepper:  I was thinking the same thing. I dont believe this thread, sorry. 

1. The OP keeps bumping it….WHY? Let it die

2. Why would you talk about your Fiance or Darling Husband or SO like this and let him/her be the source of ridicule?

3. Sorry, being with someone that does not have good hygiene says a LOT about you also. Yuck

Post # 261
270 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011


I’m sure your fiancé would be mortified if he found out about this thread. 

Post # 262
996 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

The OP doesn’t seem to take any suggestions seriously so it’s probably a joke. If it’s SUCH a big deal, then buy him his own damn loofa. If you don’t want him using “yours” it clearly isn’t that big of an issue to you if you haven’t already purchased him his OWN. Seriously. They aren’t that expensive. $2 and you are good to go.

Post # 263
6015 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2012

@MrsCreeToBe:  i know this was 7mos ago 


i don’t get why you are marrying him 

gee i wonder why your plight with the nasty no brushing his teeth or butt washing is all over the net.  YOU OVER SHARE 


it’s gross 

Post # 264
23592 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

Okay, so I have no idea how/why this thread got bumped from 7 month ago, but it’s pretty clear this thread is going nowhere.  I’m going to close it.  Thanks everyone!

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