(Closed) How do you clean up after? VERY TMI.

posted 10 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 151
6 posts
  • Wedding: July 2010

I get up go to the bathroom and pee…then I wipe and cleanup with baby wipes. If I am working the next day I will use a tampon before I go to work…don’t want to expose passengers to any lingering smells If I leak…lol.

Post # 152
158 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2015 - backyard wedding!!

Just get up and pee. Clean up after w wipes.. That’s about it!

Post # 153
15 posts

I second FMM. In fact, I have to kinda hurry to pee after he does it due to having had my share of bladder infections due to not peeing right after. You’re supposed to to get rid of any bacteria which would cause that. Douching is a big NO, the vagina naturally cleanses itself.

Post # 154
1 posts
  • Wedding: October 2002

I fully expected that every woman did what I did and was surprised at how many simply “pee and wipe”.

When I was 16, my horny 23-year-old boyfriend told me that if I squeezed the semen out into the toilet (using Kegels as others here have mentioned) that I wouldn’t get pregnant. Obviously, I got pregnant. But after terminating that pregnancy, I never made that mistake again. It’s a horrible form of birth control, but it’s a great way to get semen out of your vagina. Just sit on the toilet and squeeze your vaginal muscles in and out several times – kinda like you’re trying to have a bowel movement. The semen usually comes out in a big gross clump and goes “splat!” into the water! Easy-peezy! THEN you wipe or shower or pee or snuggle. If you have strong vaginal muscles, there’s no need to walk around with semen dripping out of you (although the race to the toilet is another matter, lol. It’s best to keep tissue by the bed.) It’s been many years since I let my husband ejaculate inside me. It’s too nasty for me. Even when you squeeze it out, you still have a bit of drippage, I suppose. I used tissues in my panties for that. If you don’t have the Kegals to squueeze it out, I like the tampon idea too. 

Post # 155
2127 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2019

I haven’t read all of the comments, but I think I might be in the minority when I say I actually really like it! I find it sexy, and my boyfriend does too.

I certainly don’t pee after sex, since I pee before it (not recommended). I have to, he’s on the larger size and there’s too much pressure if I don’t, I can’t enjoy sex. There’s nothing to pee out after I’ve had sex!

Post # 156
38 posts
  • Wedding: Scarborough, ME

Hubs and I have started to love having morning sex so there’s a few things we tried.  Condoms was one, but that was less than satisfying.  A panty liner sort of worked, but it meant that I might still be leaking at mid morning.  I bought a compact syringe and tried douching with plain water (glad to see that I wasn’t the only one doing that), but I know that douching is not good to do.  The baby wipes followed by a shower usually does the trick although I will still use a liner.  The real challenge is those occasional mornings when we have the time to do it twice.  embarassed

Post # 157
16 posts

we keep tissue by the bed. stick some between my legs (I hate when it drips on my nice carpets haha), go for a pee, and cough. coughing pushes it out.

Post # 158
116 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2008

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tseay :  

Usually just some tissues.

“After a while”….I suppose she means that fluids start to ooze out a little.

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