Post # 1
…when one of your closest friends is in a serious relationship with someone who sucks… like, truly is horrible at life?
(I know theres nothing I can *actually* do about it, so just make me laugh)
Post # 3
@BartenderPlease: Introduce him/her to new people. Maybe they will meet someone who doesn’t suck quite so bad. I know it took me several tries to find the RIGHT one.
My mother used to tell me……”honey there are a lot of fish in the sea, its just the dead ones float to the top”.
Post # 5
Mr. 99 and I start making friendly wagers on what the next totally avoidable crisis they’ll get themselves into and bonus round on how badly they bungle up getting through it.
Post # 6
@BartenderPlease: My sister is in the same boat. She has been with this loser for 2 1/2 years now. Hes cheated on her and everything. My mom and I have finally came to the conclusion that she isn’t going to leave this guy until another man comes and sweeps her off her feet.
Post # 8
@thumpurr: Haha. Accurate Mom is accurate!
@Cady: This is a girl (with a guy friend) but STILL that made me LOL. Exactly what I needed.
(I have to hang out with this chick tonight, and its sooooo… unawesome.)
Post # 9
I tend to curse people with wedgies…
Post # 10
@Nona99: Hahaha that would result in a lot of wagers. They’ve already broken up and gotten back together 4 times (in 3 months). The drama is unbelievable. Its like a magic bus ride back to 9th grade.
@JenGirl: Hehehe….awesome/horrifying mental picture just happened. 😛