(Closed) How do you have sex in weird places without getting arrested!?

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

I’ve never done it with Darling Husband (he doesn’t like the risk of being caught) but usually before I just knew where was save not to get caught and took the risk. 

Sometimes I wish Darling Husband were more adventurous in that way.

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

Getting nasty in public is ONLY fun because you’re afraid of getting caught, and the more you do it, the higher the odds are going to be that you WILL get caught….but caught by who exactly?

We bank on the idea that when (not if) someone finally barges in on Mr. 99 and I sparring with my skirt up in the laundry room, that whoever this unfortunate soul is, will be soooo horrified and embarrased, that they’ll back out of the room, we’ll finish what we started and Aunt Agnes’s fancy dinner party can procede with none of the other guests any the wiser…cause honestly, what are they going to do about it?

Take your birthday away, murder your pony?  NO!

You caught us! We’re doin it!  GET OUT!

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

Incidentally, I’ve never run across a cop that arrested us for our shenanigans, a wilting look over their mag-lite and a stern, “On your way, then.” Is all I’ve ever heard…seriously

Post # 6
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

@Nona99:  Unless you’re in a kid’s playground during the day (or similar), they’ve generally got bigger fish to fry.

Darling Husband did catch a couple at it in a mall during the day once!

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2017

Wearing a skirt is definitely helpful. You can be discreet in public and no one will ever know…but @Nona99:  is totally right…even if someone caught you, what would they do? 

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

@MrsCreeToBe:  Anyway, it’s it’s public sex you want, this isn’t the same as when your at home, so the rules are different.

Dress for success!  No undies, a skirt and a button up shirt are the dress code of this activity.

Make him an offer he can’t refuse – Kinda hard to say No, when you’ve got your hand in his pants, isn’t it?

Last one there’s a rotten egg – You won’t have a lot of time, and don’t bank on always getting your cookies, think of this like a really great appetizer, wham, bam, skirt down, hair fluffed and back to what you were doing before.

Good luck, have fun, and remember – Act Natural!

 

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

@Nona99:  You are flippin hilarious! 

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I think as long as you stay away from schools and playgrounds, you’re fine. I know you can be arrested for indecent exposure but who says you have to be exposed while doing it in public? That’s why we have skirts.

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

@MrsCreeToBe:  You can get arrested I think. When I was younger, my bf and I got caught doing it in his car by a random guy. We left as soon as he saw us, but he wrote down the license plate, called the cops, and my bf got a ticket. After that we decided to stick to safer public sex. Bathrooms can be a good place because you can lock the door so no one catches you. Outdoors where it’s really deserted is another safe one IMO.

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

You CAN be arrested for it for sure….I’ve just never had an officer actually do that…you gotta use your best judgement!

Post # 14
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

I haven’t really done this in a while, but when I was younger I did some.  It was mostly just spontaneous.  As far as not getting caught, well just make sure there aren’t any people around!   If it’s dark out it helps because people from farther away won’t be able to see as well.  More than likely, it’ll just be a poor regular person that discovers you and not a cop.

Wear a skirt or a dress.

Post # 15
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

@MrsCreeToBe:  Well thank you so much, but I’m completely serious, this out and about lovin is kind of a sport…an old college boyfriend and I were REALLY good at it!

Post # 16
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Busy bee

@Nona99:  LMAO your post is hilarious! I love your attitude! “Murder your pony? NO!”

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