(Closed) how do you let your guy know when it’s “that time of the month”

posted 7 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Every month I tell him that he’s not a father ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

I never have to tell him because he watches my pack of birth control pills slowly diminish, hahahah. Even before he started paying attention to that, though, it’s like he could sense it looming on the horizon….even our male cat avoids me at that time of month. (Or technically, now it’s “that time every three months,” but you get the idea.)

If he’s home when it starts, he can usually tell by the disgusted look on my face when I walk out of the bathroom, like I can’t believe what the hell just came out of me. 

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Mine just knows. He knows when i’m due and can just tell… usually because i’m eating chocolate and have hot packs tied to my stomach! haha.

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

@shultimate13: I tell him because I’m not a very touchy person when I have my period so he knows to keep his hands mostly to himself, especially sexually.  I tell him by telling him I’m not pregnant.  I think this started during a pregnancy scare.  Before we were married it was good because we didn’t want a baby yet but now it’s just become the way I tell him (we’re not trying but we’re also not preventing it). 

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

i say i got my periods today

he says does that mean you want me to bring chinese home for dinner

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I tell him I want some ice cream and a big bag of peanut butter M&M’s..he usually gets the point. If I’m really moody, I get straight to the point and tell him that we won’t be having “sexy time” for a couple of days.

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

@eloping: Your man is RAD!

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@eloping: LMAO …well trained!

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

@Mrs Grape: hes a good man and well trained!  i once told him he can expect me to be in a bad mood 2 weeks before my periods and 2 weeks after, took him a few minutes before he realized that hes screwed for the entire month ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 12
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1993

“Get the Hell away from me!” Just kidding.

I think I describe it as “I’m a girl”. Sounds really dumb but I think it started when I complained one bad month about having to be a girl. So now when my bc is empty I say I have to ‘be a girl’.

 

….annnnnd I have to be a girl today >:( ice cream anyone?

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I tell him I’m bleeding like a stuck pig and have horrible cramps ๐Ÿ˜› I don’t have the patience to pussyfoot around the issue when it feels like there is a pissed off cat in my uterus.

Mine only comes 4 times a year though because of my BC so really mine is that time of the year. Its nice only having 4 but those 4 SUCK!

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

depends on my mood ..sometimes I am vulgar sometimes I am not ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

Post # 15
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Busy Beekeeper

@MUI831: LOL!  I do something similar… it goes like:  “We aren’t pregnant!”

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I don’t have to tell him, he can usually tell by my snappy mood (I feel bad for him, luckily he takes very little personally). 

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