(Closed) how do you let your guy know when it’s “that time of the month”

posted 9 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 106
1542 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

He keeps count, but most of the times I have really bad cramps a week prioir so he notices.

Post # 107
224 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

He usually knows because I get really needy right before.  And by needy, I mean I want his constant attention.  I also like to use phrases such as:

“My uterus hates me.” or “I have a bleeding vagina.”

He gets the message really quick.

Post # 108
5654 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 2012

I just tell him I have it, although it hardly affects his life at all anyway. My periods are short and light.

This month though, 2 days before I got my period, I burst into tears at church because I dropped the offering basket. That gave him a hunch that it was coming. ๐Ÿ˜›

Post # 109
1015 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I tell him Aunt Flo is in town, or South Beach is closed.


Post # 110
9816 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

We’re married so he knows that when the tampons are on the bathroom shelf it’s a no fly zone.

Post # 111
83 posts
Worker bee

I just tell him straight up that I’m on my period so nothing will be happening for 2-3 days. I don’t have any problem with sexy time while I’m bleeding, and neither does he, but for those first couple of days I feel like sh** and have horrible cramps and back pains, so I’m not exactly in the mood!

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@Eight6Eleven:I totally do the same thing! I usually wear pretty underwear and thongs but on my period, I really don’t care. That’s one way my s.o. knows i’m riding the crimson wave ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 112
3148 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I start singing “I’ve got the world on a string”

Post # 113
2104 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I don’t remember how it started, but during football season, I always say, “I’m in the redzone this weekend.”

All other times of the year: I’m visiting the red sea. We’re expecting red skies at night starting Wednesday. We won’t be singing the blues this weekend (an inside reference to something we often use in the bedroom that is blue).

Or just, “Oh and this weekend I’m bleedin’.” 

Post # 114
5118 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

“Yay for no baby-day!” or it’s “girl-time” as he named it almost a decade ago (he was in high school, so I give him a litle slack, but now that’s like the name for it). Dork.

He always knows when it’s coming (probably has something to do with me crying the 24-48 hours before becasue the wind blew the wrong direction). Lol. Usually he doesn’t even ask now, he just knows.

Some of you gals are hilarious! Mr.ND LOVES Shark Week, so I better not use that one or I may ruin his love for it. Hahah.

Post # 115
1446 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

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@Corilee13: lol your post cracked me up!

Post # 116
351 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

My Boyfriend or Best Friend and I like to joke and say I’m “broken”.  Early in the stages of dating, I’d have to break the news and he’d be like, “oh no, you’re broken, aren’t you?”  This went on forever b/c he couldn’t keep track of my cycle lol.  Three years later, he’s coming up to me now and saying, “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be broken next week?  Let’s get some action in!”  He knows my cycle better than I do!  Lol, it’s stupid, but I love that he pays attention, even with something like this :o)

Post # 117
77 posts
Worker bee

@shultimate13: i tell him “TOM’s visting this week”; TOM = Time Of Month ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 118
33 posts
  • Wedding: August 2011

I usually just tell him it’s BJ week, he gets the point ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 119
52 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I tell him I’ve got PMS and to be extra nice to me…whether I’m actually feeling the sypmtoms that month or not! The extra sweetness is nice ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 120
104 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

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@eloping: bahahah love this

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